How many ninjas would it take to defeat a Jedi?

kaiju01 · Post by **kaiju01** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:55 am

Was that Jedi scale supposed to be a gradient or something? Because Yoda's crazy episode 2 flipout (George Lucas' crazy flipout) surely warrants positioning above Luke. Haven't seen Anakin/Vader in his prime though.

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:39 am

Lets not leave out the fact that when push comes to shove obi wan completely wastes anakin. And that noone should ever aknowledge the existence of that horrible Yoda saber duel ever again.

Azurain · Post by **Azurain** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:40 am

I find it mildly depressing that this pitiful topic has thirty-odd replies... and that mine is one of them.

Triviarre · Post by **Triviarre** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:41 am

Mine isn't. Muahahaha..

Er..

Shit.

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:35 am

[quote="Azurain";p="390613"]I find it mildly depressing that this pitiful topic has thirty-odd replies... and that mine is one of them.[/quote]
Voltron could TOTALLY beat eva unit 01. I can't believe that anyone would say otherwise.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:46 am

[quote="BillyBlaze";p="390624"][quote="Azurain";p="390613"]I find it mildly depressing that this pitiful topic has thirty-odd replies... and that mine is one of them.[/quote]
Voltron could TOTALLY beat eva unit 01. I can't believe that anyone would say otherwise.[/quote]

Shit yes. Everyone knows that Eva is one robot, whereas Voltron is five seperate ones combined into one hugeass one. 5 vs. 1. No contest.

Ary · Post by **Ary** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:47 pm

[quote="SothThe69th";p="390628"][quote="BillyBlaze";p="390624"][quote="Azurain";p="390613"]I find it mildly depressing that this pitiful topic has thirty-odd replies... and that mine is one of them.[/quote]
Voltron could TOTALLY beat eva unit 01. I can't believe that anyone would say otherwise.[/quote]

Shit yes. Everyone knows that Eva is one robot, whereas Voltron is five seperate ones combined into one hugeass one. 5 vs. 1. No contest.[/quote]

Just like the Power Rangers!

Posted Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:55 pm:

Oh, and I voted 3-5.. 'cause a good ANBU-team could take on any random jedi (Well, not the uber-jedi's)

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:40 pm

[quote="Ary";p="390644"][quote="SothThe69th";p="390628"][quote="BillyBlaze";p="390624"][quote="Azurain";p="390613"]I find it mildly depressing that this pitiful topic has thirty-odd replies... and that mine is one of them.[/quote]
Voltron could TOTALLY beat eva unit 01. I can't believe that anyone would say otherwise.[/quote]

Shit yes. Everyone knows that Eva is one robot, whereas Voltron is five seperate ones combined into one hugeass one. 5 vs. 1. No contest.[/quote]

Just like the Power Rangers![/quote]

Unless they had Tommy with them, Voltron would downright fuck their shit up. More combat experience.

BillyBlaze · Post by **BillyBlaze** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:20 pm

What if voltron didn't know that Nimble the theif was near, and Nimble backstabbed voltron in the back with a balista? (allegedly, there arent any rules against backstabbing with a balista.)

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:57 pm

[quote="kaiju01";p="390609"]Was that Jedi scale supposed to be a gradient or something? Because Yoda's crazy episode 2 flipout (George Lucas' crazy flipout) surely warrants positioning above Luke. Haven't seen Anakin/Vader in his prime though.[/quote]

You haven't read any of the Zahn boks have you? Luke goes to the dark side then comes back.

Rfairney · Post by **Rfairney** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 5:27 pm

[quote="BillyBlaze";p="390666"]What if voltron didn't know that Nimble the theif was near, and Nimble backstabbed voltron in the back with a balista? (allegedly, there arent any rules against backstabbing with a balista.)[/quote]

Mostly because of the size of the bloody thing, if you can wheel a ballista behind someone, and close enough to STAB them from behind without them noticing then.. well.. they deserve it for being so watchful

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:15 pm

[quote="Binks";p="390482"]Scale
L. Skywalker
A. Skywalker
[/quote]
Huh? Is this supposed to be in order? Luke was a rubbish Jedi, the only impressive thing I remember him doing was that crazy somersault to deny the Sarlacc a meal
In the ice-cave at Hoth, he took ages to force his sabre into his hand, Anakin could have scattered a whole battalion of attack droids in the time it took
He got pwned royally by the Emperor and it took the intervention of his one-handed Dad to get him out
He flunked the Jedi crash-course and, let's be fair, he had the worst haircut in the movie
So - all in all - Smaointe, just because some things never get less funny

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:41 pm

Rorschach, Luke took out a C’baoth, a Dark jedi, that called a Death star like it were a taxi. And his kids are stronger in the force then he is.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:44 pm

Kids? What kids? Are you talking about the books?
I feel my feet hanging over the edge of some nerdish precipice, I think I'll climb back down and go home
[edit] Also, I fail to see what bearing Luke's evening plans have on the debate

peter-griffin · Post by **peter-griffin** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 8:05 pm

You kids and your StarWars arguements. It's not real! It's fake!

oh pwr rngers win

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