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Betaflame · Post by **Betaflame** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:34 pm

So yeah, I was sitting here reading the back comics, and said to myself, self, why dont you click that button that says forums and see if you can get people to talk to you. Then I said, self, you are talking to yourself. You probably need human interaction.

So here I am.

I read a couple threads here and there. Desided the place seemed friendly enough.

A little about me.

I'm 22. Married to a 32 year old (go me. Anyone who knows about human biology and sex drives knows this is a good thing). Have 2 kids, and 9 cats. Various other animals I have hit with the lawnmower. Recently it has been a small frog that I removed th back feet from. Before that it was a garder snake that I hit the tail end of. Whom promptly gave birth in our house. Only 20 babies, thankfully.

Been playing D&D for 11 years now.

I live int he Youngstown-Warren area of Ohio.

And I currently have the slowest bittorrent download I have ever seen. 23899 hours left. ><

Sandman · Post by **Sandman** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:46 pm

Thats over two years man, just drop it.
Welcome to the forums

Betaflame · Post by **Betaflame** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:48 pm

I keep hoping that it will speed up. I went to bed one night with bittorrent running, and it said I had around 500 hours left. Woke up and it was flying.

Of course, now that my power supply fan is having issues, I cant leave it running over night.

Thanks for the welcome ;p

OniNeko · Post by **OniNeko** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:55 pm

MOOOOOOOOOOOO!

randomperson2 · Post by **randomperson2** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:23 pm

WOOOOOOOOOO!

Makh · Post by **Makh** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:27 pm

[quote="Betaflame";p="399203"]I'm 22. Married to a 32 year old (go me. Anyone who knows about human biology and sex drives knows this is a good thing).[/quote]
Wait wait, you are 22 and married to a 32 years old woman ? Shit ! Now that you mentionned the sex drives...

Sorry if I am rude. Welcome on reallife.

Betaflame · Post by **Betaflame** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:34 pm

First off. Oink. All the way.

And the sex drive thing. Men hit their sexual peak around the ages 18-22. Women, however, dont hit theirs till 28-32. That is also when their bodies are best able to handle child bearing.

Biologically, it is a perfect match.

Strangely, that didnt comfort my parents at all. ;p

I like pie · Post by **I like pie** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 7:53 pm

Those silly parents.

Welcome to the forums.

Makh · Post by **Makh** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:00 pm

[quote="Betaflame";p="399245"]Men hit their sexual peak around the ages 18-22.[/quote]
Propaganda, lies ! Why do you feel the need to remind us this !

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:53 am

Welcome to the forums
I think that sexual peak thing is bollocks personally, at least in men
No offense, as a married hombre, I'm sure all of your ducks are in a row when it comes to your boudoir stylings but I refuse to believe ten years of dedicated practise doesn't make this creaky 27 year old more sackworthy than some punk kid
Yes, I do have issues
Anyway, have fun and play nice

Betaflame · Post by **Betaflame** » Tue Sep 21, 2004 5:08 pm

'No offense, as a married hombre, I'm sure all of your ducks are in a row when it comes to your boudoir stylings but I refuse to believe ten years of dedicated practise doesn't make this creaky 27 year old more sackworthy than some punk kid "

Nono. You got it wrong. As you age, your libido -starts- to slow down. It doesnt mean as soon as you hit 22, you need Viagra, but it's more like that is the age your libido is more active.

As it starts to slow down, you become more of a hunter-gatherer than a breeding machine.

It doesnt mean a 18 year has m@dd3R $ki||z than anyone ;p

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:01 pm

''He catches the ball! The crowd go wild!"
Fair enough Betaflame, your ava is the spitting image of my cat, minus the little bib

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:41 pm

Hello and welcome to the forums.

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