So my wife says....

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Post by SothThe69th » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:34 am

I believe there is only one course for you to take Catamaul. I will explain said course in step by step format.
  1. Slap your wife in the face.
  2. Order her to return to the kitchen, append the word, "Bitch", as appropriate.
  3. If she is not prompt in returning to the kitchen, repeat as necessary.
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Mon Sep 27, 2004 1:56 am

Soth, you truly exemplify the gallant, hopeless romantic.
People are like slinkies. Ultimately useless, but you just can't help but laugh when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Post by Rembrandt Q. Einstein » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:06 am

Catamaul, did you know that I always thought your avatar was a fly?

...unless you just recently changed it...

in other news:

I would suggest an amendment to Soth's step-by-step process
4) Once she is in the kitchen, order a sandwich and a beer.
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Post by SothThe69th » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:07 am

[quote="Lunatic Jedi";p="401722"]Soth, you truly exemplify the gallant, hopeless romantic.[/quote]

You have earned a place in my sig.
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:46 am

I accept this dubious honor with appreciation and a side of mashed potatoes.
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Post by Catamaul » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:06 pm

[quote="Rembrandt Q. Einstein";p="401727"]Catamaul, did you know that I always thought your avatar was a fly?
[/quote]

It's my dog's nose.



Thanks for the advise Soth.

/me prepares to smake his bitch up for the first time.

This smacking business get's me beer right?
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Post by Deacon » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:59 pm

I must learn how to "smake" properly. It sounds interesting.
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Post by Imperator Severn » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:15 pm

All the best people in New York and the Continent are doing it.
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Re: So my wife says....

Post by Catamaul » Tue Sep 28, 2004 3:59 am

So normally I would be like "Fuck! I mispelled" but luckilly I am all shitty drunk now and I can't stop laughing. These boards are so fun drunk... new hobby!

I cud edit but eye decide to leeve it for alll two see what a bad speler I am.

Is drunken posting a violation or something of the sort?
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Post by Rembrandt Q. Einstein » Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:12 am

not if it's amusing.
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Post by spoon » Tue Sep 28, 2004 5:27 am

[quote="Imperator Severn";p="401240"]
Furthermore, I submit that cabbage is far superior to lettuce in every way.


It. Has. Actual. Flavor.[/quote]

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Re: So my wife says....

Post by SothThe69th » Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:00 am

[quote="Catamaul";p="402205"]So normally I would be like "Fuck! I mispelled" but luckilly I am all shitty drunk now and I can't stop laughing. These boards are so fun drunk... new hobby![/quote]

Sounds like mission accomplished.
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