Attn: Women - Dont have a man, get a pillow
- Lunatic Jedi
- Redshirt
- Posts: 2885
- Joined: Tue Jun 24, 2003 7:44 am
- Real Name: Sam
- Gender: Male
- Location: I was hoping you could tell me.
I'll bet those things are programmed to one day rise up and wage a bloody campaign to bring us under the banner of the corporation that made them. I mean, look! They've got fingers and everything! They could totally do it!
People are like slinkies. Ultimately useless, but you just can't help but laugh when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Shyknight wrote:Getting reamed up the ass, like coffee, is probably an acquired taste.
For any guys who think this is stupid and would never sell in the US, I'd like to point to the example of the inflatable doll. But really, other than the appearance, how is it much different from a woman curling up some blankets to clutch as she falls asleep? And I know theres women that do that.
"I'll have to confess, Mr. Chairman, that I am also a video game player. I have worked my way up to Civilization IV. I haven't yet been able to beat it but I at least understand the fundamentals of it." - Texas Representative Joe Barton
- Rembrandt Q. Einstein
- Redshirt
- Posts: 1419
- Joined: Fri Sep 12, 2003 2:29 pm
- Location: University of Connecticut, Storrs, CT
Everyone should have body pillows, those things rock, you sleep on em, double em over so you can sit up in bed, orput them across the side of the bed (if it's next to a wall) for a makeshift couch. I got one when I left for college, and it's great.
"GREASE ME WITH LARD AND GLUE MY ASS CLOSED I'M HEADING FOR THE HILLS!" -Mandor
"That is democracy, even if what you say doesn't move heaven and earth it is still absolutely vital that it be said." -randomperson2
"That is democracy, even if what you say doesn't move heaven and earth it is still absolutely vital that it be said." -randomperson2
- Jarp Habib
- Human Bobblehead
- Posts: 201
- Joined: Sat Feb 15, 2003 7:20 pm
[quote="Rembrandt Q. Einstein";p="408471"]Everyone should have body pillows, those things rock, you sleep on em, double em over so you can sit up in bed, orput them across the side of the bed (if it's next to a wall) for a makeshift couch. I got one when I left for college, and it's great.[/quote]Agreed. Body pillows are excellent. Would be nice if mine was about a foot longer, but oh well.
I may not know what I'm doing but I'm getting better at it.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


