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Dude or chick?

I want a swinging, pendulous member, and the right to be a stubborn, non-direction-asking sunnuvagun
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I want to smell nice in the morning and not have to scrape my face daily. Also, I like butterflies and can admit my emotions
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Post by BtEO » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:40 am

Three words recently made up my mind.
Male.
Pattern.
Baldness.

Sign me up for boobs baby!

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Post by Calus » Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:49 am

BtEO, there is rogan for women. Female Pattern Baldness isn't uncommen.
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Post by BtEO » Sat Oct 16, 2004 2:24 am

If it's not uncommon, how come I've never heard of the problem? If nothing else the odds are greatly reduced.

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Post by Calus » Sat Oct 16, 2004 3:14 am

Look it up if you don't believe me. Its not that hard.
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Post by Triviarre » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:03 am

Balding is not a problem for women. It is hair-thinning. Ultimately, it can somewhat be seen as the same, but it is not. Honestly, have you ever met a woman who's truely naturally bald off the top? If it really were remotely commonplace, you'd most likely have seen at least one woman in that circumstance in your life time.

The reason why balding is so commonplace for men is that it is a male-carried (or male-shown) trait. I have heard that the genetics for balding come from the father's side, but I am not sure if that was confirmed or not.

(If you doubt that there are male-affecting-only genetic traits, try looking up hemophilia. ;) )
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Post by Skorpion » Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:41 am

Yeah, it's not like men are ever stereotyped or anything.
I don't have to deal with that, though. I just tend to surprise people by being sensitive.
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Post by Accer » Sat Oct 16, 2004 5:22 am

I don't really have to deal with it either. What's your point?

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Post by Doc Giggles » Sat Oct 16, 2004 6:57 am

[quote="Triviarre";p="410237"]The reason why balding is so commonplace for men is that it is a male-carried (or male-shown) trait. I have heard that the genetics for balding come from the father's side, but I am not sure if that was confirmed or not.[/quote]

There are two types of balding. One is passed down from the father, but the most common one is passed down from the mother.
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Post by BtEO » Sat Oct 16, 2004 12:55 pm

[quote="Calus";p="410234"]Look it up if you don't believe me. Its not that hard.[/quote]
I did actually, but note that I didn't claim to disbelieve you. I perhaps should have used past tense a little better though.
Triv filled in the rest of my point better than I could though.

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Post by Calus » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:26 am

Why did Triv and you think I didn't bother to read up on it.
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Post by Sola » Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:40 am

Women may be able to get a lot of tail without as much difficulty as men, but women are also called sluts for being promiscuous while men can be praised for their banging rate.

I find that women are often defined by their looks and men defined by their success...

A man has a penis, which I would prefer over a vagina. Vaginas get smelly and dirty... They're also a little bit harder to work with for masturbation.

I've never really had a large problem with periods. My only beef is that I often get blood stains over everything.

Baldness is not something I'd want to deal with, but my family line doesn't have a big problem with that, anyway.

Men get away with weighing a lot more than women can. A hot chick will weigh something from 105 to 120 pounds. Hot men weigh something from about 150 to 185 pounds. Both have to maintain a toned body, which is easier for men in more than one way. However, I pity the man that has poor genes... A woman can get by with just being skinny if she's a little bit on the ugly side, while a man that is short, doesn't have broad shoulders, small penis... Need I go on?


Mmm... I could go on and on and on, but let me get to my main point: I just happen to like men more than women. I admire their good qualities, I can excuse their bad qualities, I smile at their little tendacies, I'm attracted to their bodies. I like what they can get away with in society and I like most of what society forces them to be.

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Post by Deacon » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:33 am

Sola's profile wrote:All about Sola

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Gender: None Specified

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You might want to update your profile, Sola...
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Post by Sola » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:53 am

Why should my gender be specified?

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Post by Kits » Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:57 am

Vaginas get smelly and dirty... They're also a little bit harder to work with for masturbation.
Whoa....someone needs a bath and a vibrator. My vagina is not smelly nor dirty as a general rule...and if you think it's harder for a chick to masturbate than a guy, you're doing it wrong.

EDIT: Didn't answer the question. I'd stay a chick, of course. With my depo shot, I don't get periods anymore. Maybe one or two a year, two days at most. Multiple Orgasms. And yeah, I even like the fact that I can flirt and/or cry my way out of a speeding ticket. Boobies are fun, and even though it may take longer in the morning for me to get ready than Nick, it makes me feel nice to know that I'm looking good....like, for example, a good hair day. Kind of a little ego boost. OK, I'll quit rambling now.
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Post by Sola » Mon Oct 18, 2004 5:22 am

Did I say that my vagina is smelly and dirty? Did I say yours was? Vaginas just have more of a tendacy than penises. How many lines of hygiene are there for feminine problems when compared to male hygienic care?

And as for masturbation, why do women need vibraters at all? Men, for the most part, don't need sex toys to help them with masturbation.

As a side note, I probably masturbate more than the regular female... I'm only dissatisfied that there's only one sure-fire way that I reach orgasm while a man seems to have more flexibility with methods (Check out http://www.masturbation-techniques.net. There's three pages for women and seven pages for men).

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