How do you know where YOU live?

JesseT AzN · Post by **JesseT AzN** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:30 am

3 of my cable channels are devoted to computer game matches and news.
Local vendors try to rip you off because they think your a toursit.
Blue bongo trucks are always in view.
People speak korean.
Black Market

Hyundai, Honda, Daewoo, Kia

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:45 pm

You know you're in Glasgow 'cos of all the stupid Mr Happy logos claiming, erroneously, that 'Glasgow's Miles Better'

A delicious pun on 'Glasgow' s miles better though, I think you'll find

xX Heartagram Xx · Post by **xX Heartagram Xx** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:46 pm

You can tell when you live in New Jersey when you step outside and already someone is throwing rocks at you at your doorstep. And a McDonalds is within peeing distance.

OniNeko · Post by **OniNeko** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:26 pm

Utah:
A few years ago you could tell if you were in utah by the plethora of BMW's.
Big Mormon Wagons.
Station wagons were EVERYWHERE.
Then it turned into Suburbans.
Now it's more spread out between the various 7-passenger transport vehicles.

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 2:49 pm

Phoenix Talon, what no "When you see city or state officials openly taking bribes?"

edge · Post by **edge** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:46 pm

I know I'm in Pittsburgh when...
There are at least 12 kids standing just around various corners smoking
In the parking lot you see old minivan, old minivan, cavalier with spinners, cavalier, cavalier, acclaim, cargo van with spinners.
Yes, the last one is true...i see it nearly weekly up near my house.
The buildings go something like....Bar, School, Church, School, Bar

Phoenix Talon · Post by **Phoenix Talon** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:39 pm

[quote="Calus";p="421894"]Phoenix Talon, what no "When you see city or state officials openly taking bribes?"[/quote]

Well I WAS trying to limit it somewhat. But you also forgot that the city officals were convicted felons BEFORE they took the bribe as well...

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 11:46 pm

[quote="EvilPanda";p="421542"]I live in New Jersey.

I know I'm home when I ask where the nearest farm is. (The correct response being "Farms?")[/quote]

[quote="Metzgirl";p="421546"]I have yet to understand why people seem to think New Jersey is a hick state. Or that it has small towns. You havn't seen small town until you've litterally missed a town by blinking as you went past. (says the girl from South Dakota who grew up in a "large city" of 14,000 people)[/quote]

Metz, you missed the joke actually being that New Jersey is the densest state in terms of population so the idea of rural land in this state is almost foreign.

EvilPanda: Shame on you, how could you miss some of the most obvious signs of NJ?

You know you live in NJ:

1) There's a diner in every town you go to no matter how small the town may get.

2) You get laughed at for using the term "Beach" instead of "Shore".

3) When you meet someone for the first time in order to find out where they live you ask, "What Exit?"

4) You spend more on auto insurance than your monthly rent.

Makh · Post by **Makh** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:32 am

Fun game !

You know you live in Khabarovsk when it is -10 Celsius outside and the autobus never comes because the driver is drunk.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:35 am

Jesus Makh, but you need to update your sig

OniNeko · Post by **OniNeko** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:41 am

Why should he? I haven't seen a single deathmatch sig yet.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:55 am

Because the deathmatch thing was a stupid idea for a sig trend.

OniNeko · Post by **OniNeko** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 3:16 am

[quote="Phoenix Talon";p="421644"]5 You prefix the word 'Wicked' infront of anything that describes an event (eg "That was wicked cool!" or "Wicked Sweet!")[/quote]

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 5:01 am

OniNeko, I can't tell whether to explode with amusement or anger at that horrible fucking website. I think I'll choose anger. Every one of those fucking emo psuedointellectual dipshit attention whore bandwagon jumping fucktards can kiss the fattest part of my ass.

Fuck this dude, for instance. I hope SA does something on this. Seriously. I hope his house burns to the ground while he's asleep, safe and comfy and sleeping soundly because people with actual testicles, actual education and life experience outside of school and the parents' basement, and half fucking sense--which is more than I can say about him--are keeping this ugly, 7th-year-senior douchebag slob alive. Darwin has failed us, and useless retards like him are the proof.

chaos42 · Post by **chaos42** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 7:12 am

I found one of em in there that may be a decent chap, Deacon...

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