[quote="Rorschach";p="422116"]Jesus Makh, but you need to update your sig[/quote]
It is time uh ? Yes I'm tired to see his face too. What is November theme ?
How do you know where YOU live?
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JeppZer
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Re: How do you know where YOU live?
You know you're in Kiruna, Sweden when:
1. theres 6foot snow everywhere.
2. theres germans and japaneese people photographing everything, even your dog seems to be very interesting in it's winterfur.
3. all tourist drive big 4x4 all terrain vehicles.
4. the most common way of saying "Hi" is "Boris Boris".
5. you can't go anywhere without seeing wild animals.
6. Snowmobiles are more common then cars.
7. every kid at age 10 has driven or own a snowmobile but never even touched the driving wheel of a car.
You know you're NOT in Kiruna, Sweden when you talk about home and:
1. everyone you talk to asks how you dare let your children go to school with all the polarbears "up there".
2. noone knows that kiruna actually lies IN Sweden and not on the nortpole.
3. people point to the closest road and says "that A-S-P-H-A-L-T" really really slowly.
4. everyone thinks you own atleast a thousand reindeers (Karibou).
5. people ask if it's not cold to live in a tent all-year round.
6. Swedes in general has problems understanding you if you talk like you do back home.
1. theres 6foot snow everywhere.
2. theres germans and japaneese people photographing everything, even your dog seems to be very interesting in it's winterfur.
3. all tourist drive big 4x4 all terrain vehicles.
4. the most common way of saying "Hi" is "Boris Boris".
5. you can't go anywhere without seeing wild animals.
6. Snowmobiles are more common then cars.
7. every kid at age 10 has driven or own a snowmobile but never even touched the driving wheel of a car.
You know you're NOT in Kiruna, Sweden when you talk about home and:
1. everyone you talk to asks how you dare let your children go to school with all the polarbears "up there".
2. noone knows that kiruna actually lies IN Sweden and not on the nortpole.
3. people point to the closest road and says "that A-S-P-H-A-L-T" really really slowly.
4. everyone thinks you own atleast a thousand reindeers (Karibou).
5. people ask if it's not cold to live in a tent all-year round.
6. Swedes in general has problems understanding you if you talk like you do back home.
I will not make you that pleasure Rors.[quote="Deacon";p="422216"]OniNeko, I can't tell whether to explode with amusement or anger at that horrible website.[/quote]The image I posted was in making fun of the "list of things to tell where you're from" of the dude from Rhode Island saying they say Wicked before anything.
Bah, I need zoloft, I can't type correctly.
Bah, I need zoloft, I can't type correctly.
"... to see with eyes unclouded by hate."
You know you're in Calgary, Alberta when...
"Autumn" consists of the week where the temperature drops from 20*C down to -10*C.
Everyone talks about how much they love Canada, and then try to turn the place into a minitature USA.
There're more jobs than there are people, and yet you still can't find a decent one.
You can live across from the largest shopping centre in the city and somehow not have a real grocery store anywhere within twenty city blocks of you.
The best thing you can think of about where you live is that there are no bugs... because it's too damned cold half the time for most bugs to survive.
"Autumn" consists of the week where the temperature drops from 20*C down to -10*C.
Everyone talks about how much they love Canada, and then try to turn the place into a minitature USA.
There're more jobs than there are people, and yet you still can't find a decent one.
You can live across from the largest shopping centre in the city and somehow not have a real grocery store anywhere within twenty city blocks of you.
The best thing you can think of about where you live is that there are no bugs... because it's too damned cold half the time for most bugs to survive.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
Generally boring, unintelligent, and shallow, with the only really interesting and unique girls driven to the fringes of society... Believe me, not a great place to live, unless you have a fetish for intelligent pseudo-goth chicks, and even then... : \
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
You know you're in Canberra, Australia, when:
1. You have to drive throw ten kilometers of wilderness just to get to work.
2. You see a minimum of one dead kangaroo at the roadside, per day.
3. You can't see the insanely high flagpole atop Parliament House cause there's all these trees in the way...
4. You find hats, boots, algae and corpses floating in the lake without even having to wade in.
5. You can walk for hours from peaceful suburban street to peaceful suburban street and never see another living soul.
6. The library glows pink at night.
1. You have to drive throw ten kilometers of wilderness just to get to work.
2. You see a minimum of one dead kangaroo at the roadside, per day.
3. You can't see the insanely high flagpole atop Parliament House cause there's all these trees in the way...
4. You find hats, boots, algae and corpses floating in the lake without even having to wade in.
5. You can walk for hours from peaceful suburban street to peaceful suburban street and never see another living soul.
6. The library glows pink at night.
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You know you're in Kentucky when:
1: You take more than two steps in any direction and you run into a mountain.
2: You can't walk in a store without seeing at least 5 people you haven't seen in 20 years.
3. Yeller jackets are EVERYWHERE
4. No one under stands a word you say, even people with the same accent.
1: You take more than two steps in any direction and you run into a mountain.
2: You can't walk in a store without seeing at least 5 people you haven't seen in 20 years.
3. Yeller jackets are EVERYWHERE
4. No one under stands a word you say, even people with the same accent.
Reup! She's Crazy!
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MasteR, I think you left some trucks out of there. And maybe add a few more ricers. And a few more trucks. And more SUV's. And more trucks. And a couple thousand Excursions. Why'd I have to get stuck living in the "Everything is bigger here" state...
As for Georgia, you know you're in Georgia when:
1) Every other car is a pimpmobile
2) Every other other car is a ricer. I swear, I went to the mall for dinner one night, people were having a ricer meet, was insane.
3) You see someone being pulled over for a traffic violation...by two cop cars.
4) There's more trees than people in the entier state.
5) The most common sound you hear around town is sirens.
6) EVERYONE fucking offers you sweet tea.
As for Georgia, you know you're in Georgia when:
1) Every other car is a pimpmobile
2) Every other other car is a ricer. I swear, I went to the mall for dinner one night, people were having a ricer meet, was insane.
3) You see someone being pulled over for a traffic violation...by two cop cars.
4) There's more trees than people in the entier state.
5) The most common sound you hear around town is sirens.
6) EVERYONE fucking offers you sweet tea.
By Fire We Are Purged
Damned women and their emotions! -FireAza
"Luck is a word the ignorant use to define their ignorance. They are blind to the patters of force that drive the universe, and they name their blindness science, or clearheadedness, or pragmatism; when they stumble into walls or fall off cliffs, they name their clumsiness luck." - Tan'elKoth in Blade of Tyshalle
Damned women and their emotions! -FireAza
"Luck is a word the ignorant use to define their ignorance. They are blind to the patters of force that drive the universe, and they name their blindness science, or clearheadedness, or pragmatism; when they stumble into walls or fall off cliffs, they name their clumsiness luck." - Tan'elKoth in Blade of Tyshalle
You know you're in (Western) Washington when:
1. Almost everyone's parents work for Microsoft or Boeing.
2. It is almost always green. (Hence "the Evergreen State.")
3. There are overcasts at any day of the year, regardless of the season.
4. You walk around the neighborhood and note the large amount "clique" black americans there are, ebonics and all. "What up, dawg? Word to yo' Motha', G!"
5. There is an infestation of "clique" wiggers and ebonic-ified wannabe's.
6. It is cold (60 and below) at all times of the year, except the late summer.
7. There is a possibility of rain at all times of the year, even in August.
8. There are no "defined" seasons.
9. Snow is considered a miracle, due it its rarity.
1. Almost everyone's parents work for Microsoft or Boeing.
2. It is almost always green. (Hence "the Evergreen State.")
3. There are overcasts at any day of the year, regardless of the season.
4. You walk around the neighborhood and note the large amount "clique" black americans there are, ebonics and all. "What up, dawg? Word to yo' Motha', G!"
5. There is an infestation of "clique" wiggers and ebonic-ified wannabe's.
6. It is cold (60 and below) at all times of the year, except the late summer.
7. There is a possibility of rain at all times of the year, even in August.
8. There are no "defined" seasons.
9. Snow is considered a miracle, due it its rarity.
Advice is the easiest when given, and the most difficult when taken.
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Jedi_Vader20
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flamechocobo
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You know you live in California when your Governor gets away with calling cantidates "girly men" and feeling up women during rallies.
Now, to be a little more specific...
You know you're in Fresno when you look up at the sky and notice that it's almost the same color as the dirt. You also know you live in Fresno when a Yellowcard concert takes place and 19 people get knocked out moshing.
Now, to be a little more specific...
You know you're in Fresno when you look up at the sky and notice that it's almost the same color as the dirt. You also know you live in Fresno when a Yellowcard concert takes place and 19 people get knocked out moshing.
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