How to Make a Zombie

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How to Make a Zombie

Post by Seir » Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:15 pm

And it doesn't even involve necromancy.
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Post by Blaze » Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:27 pm

Whoa... that's messed up!

Mmm-mmmuarg! MUHRG! FIRE BAD!
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Post by Rorschach » Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:39 pm

That was cool

And just because someone has to:

BRAINS!
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Post by Rileyrat » Sat Jan 01, 2005 11:44 pm

Meh, they didn't mention eating brains once! As we all know eating brains is a regular habbit of zombies.[/sarcasim]
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:46 am

A zombie is nothing without an insatiable craving for gray matter.
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Post by RabidAnimeFan » Sun Jan 02, 2005 12:48 am

or a good cup of coffee in the morning! :wink:
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Post by RandyWang » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:17 am

That article was written by Dr Karl S. Kruszelnicki, a popular scientist in Australia. He's also a very strange man.

He once got an Ignobel Prize for his intensive studies of belly-button fluff.

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Post by TDINTBL » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:30 am

Reads like a freshman in high school with less-than-average english skills wrote it... bughhh.
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Post by RadicalDreamer » Sun Jan 02, 2005 2:55 am

Needs more radiation from a strange meteor.

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Post by SuperTylor » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:01 am

Baron Samedi- Ahoy!

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Post by Thauglorimorgorous » Sun Jan 02, 2005 4:22 am

Is there a Raccoon City in Haiti, by any chance?

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Post by FireAza » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:20 am

And because no one has said it yet....
Graaaaiiinnnnsssss........ :mrgreen:
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Post by Deacon » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:23 am

BWAINS!
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Post by Kuronekosama » Sun Jan 02, 2005 5:47 am

Scale ingredients to servings
1 oz Bacardi Light Rum
1 oz Bacardi Dark Rum
1/2 oz Creme de Almond
1/2 oz Triple Sec
Sweet and Sour Mix
Orange Juice
1/2 oz Bacardi 151 Proof Rum

Pour light rum, dark rum, creme de almond and triple sec into an ice-filled hurricane glass. Almost-fill with equal parts of sweet and sour and orange juice. Top with 151 rum. Add a large straw, and serve unstirred.

That's the proper way to make a zombie
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Post by Arminius » Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:42 am

Why should I create my own zombie ? Zombies deserve only one thing, a .12 shot in the head.
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