Hillbilly Days!

Beware of the Leopard · Post by **Beware of the Leopard** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 12:51 am

Hey now, these are hillbillies, not rednecks. There's a major difference.

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:17 am

MAJOR difference. lol, I think you owe the hillbilly population an apology, lol. But it's in one week, and i've got my camera ready for some hillbilly action.

Mabus · Post by **Mabus** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:20 am

One loves cows, the other loves moonshine.

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:23 am

Not cows, Rednecks like Goats

Mabus · Post by **Mabus** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:25 am

Oh yeah, hicks love cows.

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:28 am

Now your getting it. You have studied well about the timid creatures of the hills and wooded areas, which only come out in a magnifant sight once a year, where they gather together in a small town and get drunk and right a spiny UFO carnvil ride.

Mabus · Post by **Mabus** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:29 am

That's because I live in a Hick town, but I am not a Hick, I just moved here

The Forum Hillbilly · Post by **The Forum Hillbilly** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 4:33 am

I'm a native born hillbilly, And I have learned to speak your langauge fluently.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 2:27 pm

Uhhhh right. I'll uhhh. stand over here...

Beware of the Leopard · Post by **Beware of the Leopard** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 8:05 pm

I've picked up on the redneck lingo in my new adopted state of Georgia. It was easy actually. Just a bunch of "wheeee-ooooooo"ing and snorting. This is one of the few places in the world where fatigues can help you better to blend into a crowd of people than a forest.

billf · Post by **billf** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 11:32 pm

being from central New York, I am very fluent in the translation of hick to English. I've even been tempted to create a translation dictionary, but I'm afraid I can't spell most of the hick dialect.

katie_spade · Post by **katie_spade** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 11:36 pm

[quote="billf";p="43703"]being from central New York, I am very fluent in the translation of hick to English. I've even been tempted to create a translation dictionary, but I'm afraid I can't spell most of the hick dialect.[/quote]

DOn't worry they can't either. Wait come to think of it, can they even read?

[/joke]

billf · Post by **billf** » Sat Apr 05, 2003 11:46 pm

that was kind of my point.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:03 am

Many people at school enjoy my hick impression

billf · Post by **billf** » Sun Apr 06, 2003 12:11 am

when impersonating a hick be sure to have at least a wad of chewing tobacco in your mouth if not a cigarette. Also remember that the word "roof" is pronounced "ruff" and "creek" is pronounced "crick". There are many other requirements for an accurate impersonation, but they involve wearing plaid and not bathing for extended periods of time.

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