That's Nacho Cheese

[SevTiZ]

Not to mention, Black Pepper Jack Doritos are phantasmically AWESOME.

...So this guy's making a delivery to a Mexican restaraunt when he gets cut off, forcing him to swerve off the road, whereupon he crashes into a tree. The driver is all right, but the force of the impact causes the loading doors to fly open, spilling his shipment all over the road. The driver goes up to the front of the trailer and begins examining the inventory and making an account of all the damage. When he gets back outside, he's missing an item, which he happens to see in the arms of a pedestrian, who is already a hundred meters down the road. With a burst of adrenaline, the driver runs to catch up to the pedestrian, yelling "NACHO CHEESE! NACHO CHEESE!" ("Not yo' cheese")
all together, now: GROAAAANNN....

[Zatoichi]

I actually laughed out loud from that one.

We should have an official cheese-joke thread.

w00t... I will make it...

[Blaze]

Twigz...

You want to smear something loaded with peppercorns and diced peppers on your skin?

You're just a genius, eh?

[coyote blue]

Ok, I love cheese... my favorite food just about... alright, anything loaded with melted cheese is my favorite. But a drunk man? Maybe if he was cute enough.
I wonder how he explained that one to his friends and family the next day after he sobered up. lol if I was the officer I probably would of been laughing my butt off..