Dear God! "Duke Nukem: Forever" finished?!

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:41 am

I kid you not. It seems that Duke Nukem: Forever" and infamous game six years in the making and earning nicknames like "Duke Nukem: Taking Forever" and "Duke Nukem: Whenever" Might actually be finally finished! In this month's PC Powerplay, the staff claim to possess a gold master of DN:F. And we all know what that means don't we kiddies? That's right, when Mr. game company gets off his ass and finally get the game done, and the bugs squashed it gets a gold status and will soon be released. I'm not sure if this is some kind of late April Fool's joke, but hey they can only delay the game for so long. I think six years is enough time.

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:49 am

Late april fools joke?

Its march

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:51 am

Exactly my point.

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:53 am

What month is stated on the magazine?

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:03 am

I was looking that, but it doesn't seem to state it anywhere. It is, however, this month's issue.

Sir Spankspeople · Post by **Sir Spankspeople** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:33 am

And because April comes after March, having an April Fools day joke now, during March, would make it late?

Zuh?

Posted Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:34 am:

Also, you tend to get issues a month ahead of time, so the issue that's out this month WOULD be April's issue.

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:49 am

[quote="Sir Spankspeople";p="466072"]And because April comes after March, having an April Fools day joke now, during March, would make it late?

Zuh?[/quote]
Because it's been six damn years overdue, there are at least six April's for this to be a late April Fool's joke for.

Who wants to bet that after all this time, the game itself will turn out to be completely horrible?

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:08 am

Well, technically, with an April in every year, every month is after an April, therefore can be late after it ....

Nekra · Post by **Nekra** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:21 am

as long as you can pay strippers to flash you their tits it will be ok

Enderandrew · Post by **Enderandrew** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:33 am

Often magazines on the rack in March will say the April issue. And it's mid-March...

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 11:44 am

[quote="Nekra";p="466151"]as long as you can pay strippers to flash you their tits it will be ok[/quote]
From what the article says, you can intercourse aliens to death, so something like that.

lifedeath · Post by **lifedeath** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:48 pm

That would be fun...but i don't believe this...

Jedi_Vader20 · Post by **Jedi_Vader20** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 3:25 pm

O_o

I'm gonna have to go to the local newsagent and have a look at this now.

mikehendo · Post by **mikehendo** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 6:08 pm

seems too good to be true..

Amanalphion · Post by **Amanalphion** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 7:32 pm

It could very well be that this magazine is just pulling an april fool's joke. I know EGM does one of those in every April issue. This year's was a short article on how a remake of Zelda: Wind Waker using the new realistic zelda graphical style will be a preorder bonus for the next zelda game; they even had a photoshopped screenshot that looked halfway convincing.

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