I'm the king of tragic accidents. Its a wonder I'm still alive. In fact, I actually was dead for 9 minutes once.
Lets see which you all think was the worst
age : 35 months. Mauled by a dog : Dog put my entire head in his mouth and tried to eat me. - Skin graft from thigh -> head to replace the missing flesh that he actually did get. Permanent scar : I have a 4 inch long, 2 inch wide, 1 inch deep dent in my head- So you can imagine this, a "thick slice" of canned spam would fit nicely into it.
Accident 2. Age.. 3 1/2 or so : Getting into back seat of family car - Brother pulls door closed as I'm entering. - Broken arm.
Accident 3. Age 5. Was at what is known as a "strip mall" - bunch of stores side by side. Was running from a toy-store towards a pet-store. Heard a friend call my name : Turned to look back (while still running) but could not see them, turned face forward, BANG.. Right into a concrete pole. - Unconsciousness took me immediately - My head was split open, still have the "split" in my forehead to prove it. This is the one that killed me. - Paramedics on scene picked me up living, my heart stopped in the ambulance a few minutes prior to arrival at hospital. - ER doctor revived me with those electric paddles.
Accident 4. Age 6 or 7. My brother and I [older brother,mind you] Built not only a "log cabin" playhouse in the woods, but also a treehouse. We were young and stupid. Built tree house WAY too high in a tree. One trip up the tree-ladder, I fall. - Fortunately, this area was a soft packed sandy, dried up river. - Don't know exact distance of fall, but, according to my brother, when I landed, I bounced BACK up above his head.
Broken legs, Broken ribs. - 3 months in traction
Accident 5.. age 11? Learning to roller skate with a friend. - Come to a road on a hill [think san francisco streets - except this was new jersey hills] - Start to head down hill. - Pick up immense speed. Notice "Hey, were heading for traffic" - Try to turn to slow down - No go. Grab a door handle on parked car. - Yeah, that stopped me. - then I slide another 40 feet or so on my chin. Dislocated shoulder, permanent scar where I scraped the skin off my chin. Which is why I usually have a beard.
Accident 6.. Age.. 14-15? Freshman highschool year. Science Lab : Alchohol burners. - Pick one up, the top isn't screwed on. - It falls, the flame (from it being lit already) mixes with the splashing liquid, I pull a michael jackson, and head catches on fire. Friend is hitting me on the head, I don't know why. then I smell the burning.
Now, these are just the signifigant accidents. I won't talk about the three other times I fell out of trees. Or got hit by cars. Or blown out knee from football, But, suffice it to say, I've broken practically every bone in my body, at least once. Some twice, some three times.
We also won't talk about the 4 or 5 "Naps" i've been given from working on monitors. Which is why I don't work on them anymore. When I used to work at a local college, I got hit 4 or 5 times (one isn't absolutely certain) when working on monitors and getting a nice little "zap" from them. - Anyone else, they would have killed. for some reason, they just knock me out.
Posted Fri Apr 01, 2005 2:25 pm:
[quote="wocket";p="473230"]I wouldn't suggest that. It was a small dose on the helicopter. As soon as I got to the hospital, it was replaced with extra extra extra strength Tylenol.[/quote]
Probably the ones with codeine (Tylenol 4)
My New Hero is (and I'm a white, non rap listening type guy) Kanye West.. and I quote
"George Bush does not care about black people" - 9/2/2005 - Redcross nationally televised benefit concert for victims of hurricane katrina.