[quote="Lizzegirle";p="481435"]I figured if the men were going to learn how to get a lady, then I might as well tell the girls how to get a man. Since I'm now married, I must have done something right, and I am no longer in competition with any of you.
My only concern is that you will use these powers for evil purposes.
1)
Act as if you aren't interested.-- If Megatokyo has taught us anything, its to give the man mixed signals. This way he isn't sure if he should make the next move or not because he doesn't know if you like him. The guys love this part of the chase game. So keep it up for as long as you can.
2)
Always talk about how many children you want to have with him and how quickly you would like to get started.-- A guy is put on to this earth with one thing in mind--REPRODUCE-- It has been scientifically proven than men want sex so that they can leave their seed. So why wouldn't they want a woman who is insterested in giving birth to as many children as possible?
3)
Always talk about how much sex you have had and how good each one of them was. -- This is especially true if you have slept with one of his friends. Men are lazy in general, so they only want to work as hard as they have to. If they already know how your past sex was, then they only need to top that guy. It really puts them at ease.
4)
Tell the man how your father would like to rip his balls off.--This is actually a term of endearment between men. Its like how football players smack each other's butts.
5)
Let the man know how dedicated you are to your father and how he will never be able to fill your father's role as the man in your life. Men love not having the pressure of being the only guy in your life. The prefer if you listen to your father instead of whatever he says.
Start with those 5 steps and then we will continue on from there. Happy Man Hunting![/quote]
Until I read 2,3,4, and 5.. I thought you were actually serious, and I was going to disagree. Now that I realize this is a complete and utter joke... I will not, since all 5 of them are the exact opposite of what you want to do to get a man.
At least this man..
My New Hero is (and I'm a white, non rap listening type guy) Kanye West.. and I quote
"George Bush does not care about black people" - 9/2/2005 - Redcross nationally televised benefit concert for victims of hurricane katrina.
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