New Pope Elected. The Empire Rejoices.

Brim Mar · Post by **Brim Mar** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 2:43 am

It is rumored that the Catholics have posession of the Death Star.
The Empire's grip tightens around the universe...

All hail, POPE PALPATINE THE FIRST!

Makh · Post by **Makh** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:43 am

No, Palpatine is the Dark pope. Benedict XVI will beat him.

Brim Mar · Post by **Brim Mar** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:54 am

Benedict XVI IS Palpatine

Post by **Blaze** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:08 am

So THAT'S who he looks like! I've been trying to figure that out!

NotQuiteDead · Post by **NotQuiteDead** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:17 am

Hehe....he is the New Pope. Pope John Paul II will now officially be known as "Pope Classic."

*rimshot*

(yes, I'm going to Hell for that one, I know...)

EvilPsychoJoe · Post by **EvilPsychoJoe** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:23 am

Hahah, I said this the INSTANT I saw his picture.

The very INSTANT.

Victory is mine!

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:00 am

To add to the idea of an evil pope, I've heard he was in the Hitler Youth when he was young... Hail fuhrer Pope and his glorious regime!

Post by **Blaze** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:01 am

He was, but only because all young German boys had to be (or there were "consequences").

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:05 am

Tell that to the Jews.

Would Jesus have joined the Hitler Youth, or would he have taken the "consequences"? ... hm, I'm reminded of a story where he faced the ultimate consequences of doing the right thing, instead of doing what everyone wanted him to do ...

... and a man who couldn't do the same is now The Pope?

Meh meh.

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:05 am

Bah! That doesn't make it any less humorous!

Post by **Blaze** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:09 am

[quote="StruckingFuggle";p="483517"]Tell that to the Jews.

Would Jesus have joined the Hitler Youth, or would he have taken the "consequences"? ... hm, I'm reminded of a story where he faced the ultimate consequences of doing the right thing, instead of doing what everyone wanted him to do ...

... and a man who couldn't do the same is now The Pope?

Meh meh.[/quote]

Then again, Jesus had to die to save the world's people. Joseph Ratzinger's dying wouldn't have saved anybody. He deserted the German army, if that makes you feel better.

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:40 am

Why are old people so damn ugly.

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:42 am

Are you kidding? He's a total PILF.

...I feel so very, very dirty...

kaiju01 · Post by **kaiju01** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:22 am

Holy Papaphobia

Now take this!

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:44 am

[quote="StruckingFuggle";p="483534"]Are you kidding? He's a total PILF.[/quote]

Thank you for that mental image.

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