"Nice of Otaku to give us a lift," Soul said, pushing the door open and quickly pressing buttons on the alarm.
"He said, for anyone just tuning in."
"What?"
"Nothing." Krystal stepped into the kitchen, carefully carrying the long box containing her dress. Perched atop it was a smaller box containing the shoes that went with it. Soul dumped the bags on the floor.
"I'm exhausted." He said, slumping into his chair.
"Nice to meet you, Exhausted. I'm Krystal." Krystal replied, stepping into the room.
"Are you feeling alright? You're saying incredibly weird things."
"I'm in a good mood," she smiled, "didn't you have a good time?"
"It was alright, I guess. Hit the switch, would you?"
"Don't give me that shit, you loved it." She flipped the lever box open.
"Everytime I leave my house," he mused as his screen blinked on, "something really fucking bizarre occurs."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah...first time, I punched you in the head. Second time, I got into a fight with your ex boyfriend. Then, we found your house had been trashed. This time, I ended up drawing a crowd of onlookers and making the first friends I've made in years."
"Ahem."
"Apart from you, of course."
"Thank you. Well, I guess all those years of hiding in your house have led to a build up of weird shit."
"What?"
"Well, you stay in your house all the time, so all the weird shit that's supposed to happen to you can't. Then when you finally do leave the house, it all catches up with you at once." He stopped typing.
"That's possibly the worst explanation for anything I've ever heard."
"Go fuck yourself. I'm going to have a shower, I smell like..." She paused, her face thoughtful.
"Like me?" He suggested.
"Well, you'll have to wait your turn."
"Um, my bathroom might be missing certain supplies."
"Like what?"
"Like...soap." She sighed.
"Does it have water?"
"Oh, yeah, lots of water."
"Good. I bought a few things apart from food anyway, just in case this very situation aroused."
"Situation what?"
"Arose?"
"Better."
"Ok, I'll be back later." She turned around and left the room, and Soul sighed.
"Guess it's time to see what all my fellow geeks are up to." He'd been neglecting his friends a little, he admitted. He logged into IRC.
Connection to channel #FFF completed in 1 seconds.
Now talking in channel #FFF
Topic in #FFF is "Headline: Charisma kills teammate! Third time this week! Sentenced to play DiabloII for a week non-stop then write a 30 page essay on the intricacies of it's storyline." Topic set by Trance.
[cmorkc]: He lives!
[Gracchan]: So he does. About fucking time.
* SetMode -v for user boiledmoose by Trance
[Copper]: lol
[Soul]: Moose lost it again?
[Charisma]: Yeah, Trance had to mute him by the looks.
[Trance]: I had to mute him. Long time no see, Soul.
[Soul]: Hey Trance. How's shit?
[Trance]: Better for seeing you sweetheart. What's this I hear about you getting yourself a REAL woman?
[Soul]: Rumours of my dating have been greatly exaggerated. Is Moose alright?
[cmorkc]: No, he's flipped again.
[Soul]: Too much coffee?
[Charisma]: He's back into the green stuff, Soul.
[Soul]: Fuck, I thought he was in rehab for that shit.
[Trance]: They let him out.
[Copper]: Good call, as it turns out. He's only been out about three days.
[cmorkc]: That shit'll kill you, Soul.
[Soul]: Can I try and talk to him?
[Trance]: Ok...I think he's too far gone for the moment though.
* SetMode +v for user boiledmoose by Trance
[boiledmoose]: OH MY GOD! SOMEBODY PUT SHIT IN MY PANTS!!!!
* SetMode -v for user boiledmoose by Trance
[Charisma]: ROFL
[Copper]: lol
[Soul]: Ah shit.
[Trance]: Told ya.
[Arma]: Heya Soulman.
[Soul]: Eh up, Armarama.
[Arma]: What's this about you getting a woman? I think people are pulling my leg.
[Soul]: They are.
[Arma]: Thought so, ya fuckin ugly cunt.
[Soul]: Your wife mentioned me lately?
[Arma]: Yeah, she want's to know if you've managed to find your cock yet.
[Copper]: Stop flirting, you lot.
[Arma]: Go fuck yaself.
[Soul]: Go fuck yaself.
[Soul]: 0_o
[Arma]: argh
[Trance]: lol
[cmorkc]: So Soul...where is she?
[Soul]: ffs, you guys aren't going to let this go, are you?
[Copper]: Nah
[Charisma]: Nope
[cmorkc]: Never.
[Trance]: I want Soul pr0n.
[Arma]: Yuk
[Soul]: She's in the shower.
[cmorkc]: Go help her out.
[Copper]: Give her a hand!
[Charisma]: lol
* Soul sighs
[Soul]: Does anyone want to play summat? Or are we just going to talk about my almost non-existant sex life?
[Arma]: Almost?
[Soul]: I still got your wife, Arma.
[Arma]: Fuck you.
[Charisma]: I'm up for something.
[Trance]: Fuck you, team killing fuckshit.
[Charisma]: Are you still pissy about that, ya dyke?
[Copper]: I'm in, Soul.
[Trance]: Alright, I need to kill the fuck out of Charisma anyway.
[cmorkc]: Count me in.
[Arma]: Fuck you cunts, I got building and drinking I nede to do.
[Arma]: *need
[Soul]: FUCK
[Trance]: What?
[Charisma]: ???
[Copper]: What's wrong?
* YOU are now known as Soul|brb
Soul jumped out of his chair and ran. He hadn't imagined it...a scream had come from the bathroom. He flew around the corner into the kitchen and out into the hallway. He crashed through the bathroom door, and recoiled. He almost fell on his head as he attempted to turn around in midair. Gripping the doorframe, he swore. He'd almost crashed into Krystal, who was dripping wet and clothed only in a towel. The room was full of steam. He stood in the doorway, his back to her, bending over and leaning on the doorframe for support as he tried to get his breath back.
"What...the hell...is wrong?" He panted.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? You fucking pervert!" She screeched. Soul blinked.
"What?"
"What is that?" He turned around, trying not to look at Krystal. He looked where she was pointing instead. Oh shit.
"That's a...camera."
"A CAMERA?"
"It's not what it looks like!"
"Oh, that's fucking good! Here's me thinking you had a camera installed in your bathroom, where I'm showering!" She was pissed.
"I can explain that."
"This should be good." She pulled her towel up. "Don't look at me!" She yelled. He quickly averted his eyes.
"Stop yelling! It's there for security!"
"Security??"
"Yes! They're all through the house!"
"Oh, what, in case someone decides to get changed someplace else?"
"Krystal!"
"Why the fuck would you need security in your goddamn bathroom, you fucking pervert!"
"I'm not a damn pervert, for fuck's sake! I forgot!"
"You forgot."
"Yes."
"Dammit, you bastard! Get out! Out out out!" She yelled pushing him out the door. She slammed in it his face.
"Oh, for fuck's sake..." He muttered, walking away. He tried to think of a way to explain things, and gave up. It was a camera, in the bathroom. He could see her point. "Idiot!" He berated himself.
He sat down heavily, and carefully made sure he didn't turn on the top right screen...the screen that displayed everything from his cameras. He hadn't even thought of it...in a way, he wished he had. He didn't particularly want to violate Krystal's privacy, but...if he was going to take the shit for something, he generally preferred to have actually done it.
"Ah well," he sighed, "it was fun while it lasted." He very much doubted Krystal would want to stay with a guy who watched her shower via a remote camera.
"Oh, I bet it was." He jumped in his chair.
"Hi, Kryss." He sighed.
"Don't 'Hi Kryss' me. Take the fucking camera down."
"What?"
"Take it down, I want it gone. How the fuck am I supposed to...anything, with that damn camera pointing at me?"
"Ok ok, I'll take it down."
"I fucking know you will! I wasn't asking!" She stopped for breath. "So who was watching, eh? Just you? Or did you broadcast it to your internet buddies?" Now, that wasn't fucking fair.
"Hey, fuck you! I'm sorry, alright, but that's just...fucking rude!"
"So who was watching?"
"No one was fucking watching, you fucking moron! I told you, I forgot it was there! That would naturally preclude me from watching anything!"
"Don't call me a fucking moron!"
"Well then stop fucking acting like one! I'm not a fucking pervert! Shit, give me five minutes tops and I can have a video of some girl showering, and probably doing several other things at the same time!"
"What are you trying to say?"
"Why the hell would I watch you shower, when I can get the same shit off the internet?"
"Fuck you!"
"What?"
"I'm sorry I'm sub-par compared to those whores off the internet, but-"
"Oh, what the fuck!?"
"Isn't that what you're trying to say?"
"Fine, would you like to jump back in? I promise to actually watch this time."
"You little fucking-" Soul's computer beeped. Soul grunted in annoyance. "Shut that fucking thing up!"
"Why? It makes a fuckload more sense than-" The machine beeped again, "than you do!"
"Why are you-" Beep. "Why are you being such a cunt about this?" Another beep.
"Me??" Beep. "You're the one yelling and calling me a fucking pervert!" Beep beep.
"Stop that fucking thing beeping! Or I'll pull it to bits!"
"You fucking come near him, and I'll-" Beep. "ARGH! Shut the fuck up!" Soul spun to face his screen. A window of text had popped up. He glanced at it, and his blood froze. Beep.
"Shut it up! I'm-"
"Shut up, Krystal." He read over it again, and jumped up out of his seat. Some distant part of his mind noticed that she looked much better in her new clothes.
"What? How dare-"
"Not now, Krystal. I have to go."
"What!? Not you fucking don't, I'm not done with you yet." Soul grabbed his coat and pulled it on.
"Don't touch anything!" He yelled, slamming the door behind him.
Krystal just stared at the door.
"You piece of shit!" She muttered in disbelief. She turned to the computer. "Well, if you're going to be a fuckwit, I'm going to go through your machine...delete all your precious pornography. What do you think of that, asshole?" She sat down, but before she could start deleting things, the word 'rape' caught her eye.
[Grin_Raper]: You there, Soul?
[Grin_Raper]: Soul?
[Grin_Raper]: Man, I can't take this any more. I'm lonely, and I'm sick of this shit.
[Grin_Raper]: Just sick of being by myself all the time. I keep hearing this shit about you and Kry55...
[Grin_Raper]: I'm happy for you man, you should know that, but...I'm lonely, man. And I see you guys...all happy and shit...
[Grin_Raper]: Talon's got his wife and shit...and what do I got? I got fuck all, man, that's what. I'm tired of it.
[Grin_Raper]: Gonna end it, man. For serious this time. I just can't take it anymore.
[Grin_Raper]: It's been nice, man, it's been fun. I'll miss you, dude. Take care of her, and remember me, eh?
[Grin_Raper]: Tell the guys...I dunno, tell em some shit. Tell em my net died. They'll forget about me man, everyone does. Except you, and I'll never forget that.
[Grin_Raper]: Goodbye Soul.
* Grin_Raper has left IRC (Reason: Connection reset by peer.)
Krystal put her hands over her mouth and stared.
"Oh my God..."
Soul ran. Soul ran like the wind, his boots smashing down against the tar of the road. He could feel his ankles starting to give out, and he silently begged them to hold out a little longer. His breath came in short, ragged gasps, and he saw spots starting to appear on the edge of his vision. He ran some more.
Krystal just stared at the words on the screen. She read them again. She hadn't misunderstood...tears started to well up in her eyes. While you were yelling at him...you weren't even really angry! I wasn't...I was just...I don't know! While I was carrying on like a bitch...this guy somewhere was killing himself! He was trying to get Soul to help...if I hadn't been yelling at him...he could have stopped him...oh God... The guilt was too much...she started to cry. She couldn't think of anything else to do.
Soul leapt over the small fence and ran down the path, crashing into the front door. He started hammering at it with his fists.
"GRIN! YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW, GRIN! I MEAN IT! OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" He wasn't answering...Soul waited, his ear to the wood. There was no sound...he ran to the window and peered in. "Shit!" He could see the outline of a man, sprawled face down. "Shit shit shit!" He looked around himself frantically for something to open the window with. Nothing! Fuck! He made a fist and smashed it into the glass window as hard as he could. The window shattered, and he hauled himself thought, ignoring the glass that tore at his hands and legs. He ran to Grin's side.
Grins wrists had been torn open, a bloodied knife lay on ground next to his inert body. Grin had placed each of his bleeding wrists in a wide, low container of water, one for each wrist. They were overflowing as the blood poured out of him. Soul brushed them away quickly, and rolled the man over onto his back. Pulse! He put his fingers to Grin's neck, as he'd done to Krystal only a couple of nights ago. He couldn't feel anything.
"Don't be fucking dead, Grin. Don't you dare be fucking dead!" Blood was still dribbling out of him at a rapid rate. Bandages, bandages...where the fuck would he get some bandages! He cursed his own idiocy. Undoing the small clips, he tore the bandages off his own arms. He quickly wound one around Grin's wrist, pulling it tight. He did the same to the other. The veins on his arms began to stand out. Soul didn't know what else to do...he propped his friend up against the leg of his desk, in a sitting position. He kicked the knife away, then ducked into Grin's kitchen. He filled a glass with water, and ran back to his friend. He threw the water into Grin's face...he didn't react.
"If you're fucking dead, Grin, I'm going to rape your fucking corpse!" He threatened. Grin still didn't move. The bandages weren't staining, nor were they leaking, Soul noted with some relief. He wished he'd taken some first aid courses or something...he was sure there was something more he could be doing. Drawing his hand back wide, he slapped the man full across the face.
"WAKE UP!"
Krystal wiped her eyes, and silently prayed.
Whoever's listening...help! Make Soul run! Make him help! Make him...save Grin! Do it! Please! This is all my fault...please, take me instead!
She wiped her eyes again, and looked at Soul's screen. She closed the conversation window with Grin_Raper...she didn't want to read it again. There was another window open underneath it.
[Charisma]: So, I had no choice but to shoot her in the face.
[Trance]: That's total fucking bullshit.
[Charisma]: Nay!
[Copper]: I'm gonna choose to believe the op lol
[Charisma]: bah!
[Trance]: w00t!
[cmorkc]: lol
[Soul|brb]: help
[cmorkc]: Hey, Soul, you're back!
[Charisma]: Where'd you run off to?
[Trance]: What's the matter?
[Soul|brb]: it's grin raper
[Copper]: huh?
[Trance]: You're at Soul's?
[cmorkc]: What're you doing over there?
[Charisma]: I didn't know you two knew each other IRL.
[Soul|brb]: hes going to kill himself!
[Trance]: WHAT?
[Copper]: huh?
[Charisma]: wtf???
[Arma]: Eh?
[Trance]: Who the fuck is this?
[Soul|brb]: he was trying to tell soul but i was yelling at him
[Copper]: I'm fuckin' confused.
[Charisma]: Me too.
[Trance]: Kry55?
[Trance]: That you?
[Soul|brb]: yes
[cmorkc]: Holy shit!
[Trance]: Tell me what happened, sweety.
[Charisma]: I'm stil confused.
[cmorkc]: Shut up a second, Charisma.
[Soul|brb]: i was yelling at soul about the cameras, and someone was trying to talk to him but he couldn't reply because i was yelling at him and then eventually he did and then just ran out the door. i read his screen and it was grin_raper, saying he was lonely and going to kill himself.
[cmorkc]: Oh shit.
[Charisma]: FUCK
[Copper]: FUCK
[Arma]: We better call the fucking ambulance or summat.
[Copper]: Where's he live?
[Trance]: Don't you fucking dare!
[cmorkc]: What? Why?
[Trance]: You know the penalty for attempted suicide. He'll go to gaol.
[Arma]: SO FUCKING WHAT? He's gonna die otherwise!
[Trance]: Soul's got it.
[Charisma]: wtf soul? I love Soul too, but...a doctor he aint!
[Trance]: He'll handle it.
[Copper]: How the fuck do you know?
[Trance]: Because he has to!
Soul slapped him again.
"Wake the fuck up! W4K3 TH3 FUCK UP, GR1N!" The man groaned. Soul blinked, then started to laugh in relief.
"Whaaa? Hnuh?"
"Grin...Grin, you piece of shit, you scared the fuck outta me!" Grin blinked, and tried to focus his eyes on Soul.
"Am I...did I die?"
"No, you fucking didn't die! I saved your stupid ass!"
"Oh, thank God."
"No, thank me! Oh, you dopey mutherfucker, what the fuck's the matter with you? Hey, no, don't try and move. Just stay there."
"Soul...Soul..."
"It's alright man, I'm here. Wait, no, actually stay there for a second. I'll be right back." Soul jumped to his feet.
"Soul!"
"Hang on!" Soul darted into the kitchen and pulled Grin's fridge open. He scanned the fridge quickly, and found what he was looking for. He poured a glass of the orange juice and headed back to Grin.
"Soul...I gotta tell you..."
"Ssh, Grin, shut the fuck up. Here, drink this. Careful...careful."
"Huh?"
"It's just some juice...it'll make you feel better. You're gonna feel a little woozy...just focus on my voice, and try and drink some of that." Grin groggily lifted the glass to his lips, and took a sip. He held the glass out to Soul, who took it.
"Soul...Soul, I changed my mind."
"Good!"
"I don't wanna die now."
"You're not going to."
"Shut up. I was just so sad...you know? I was just...just..." His eyes started to droop. Soul grabbed him and shook him.
"Oh no, you fucking don't! Wake the fuck up!" Grin's eyes snapped back open.
"Soul! Stop it! I just want to...to have a little nap..."
"No, no fucking napping, ok? You have to stay awake. Tell me why you were sad."
"Sad? Oh...I was really sad. Lonely, you know?"
"Yeah, I know what you mean."
"Nah, man! You got...you got Kryss now! You're not...you're not lonely anymore...just me..."
"Hey! Don't give me that shit dude. You're still my man, you know that." Grin grinned weakly.
"I know, Soul, but...it's just...I bet she's real pretty, you know?"
"Hey, Grin man, it's not what you think!"
"It don't matter! She's there, man, you know? Like, with you all the time. I wish someone was with me...all the time. It's so quiet in here, with no one around ever." Soul looked at his friend worriedly. Keep him talking.
"Grin, dude, let me tell you a secret."
"Yah? Whassit?"
"Kryss...she doesn't like me much."
"What! Nah, man! You're just lying."
"I'm serious, Grin. She hates me. She thinks I'm spying on her with cameras and shit."
"Cameras?"
"Yeah!"
"You wouldn't do that, Soul. I know you man, you wouldn't."
"I know that man, but this girl...you know, she just likes to think bad shit about me."
"Aww, Soul, I'm sorry man."
"Hey, nah, it's cool, you know? I've got you to kick around, don't I?" Grin smiled and nodded, then blinked.
"Soul! I nearly died man!"
"I know, you fucking idiot! If you'd died, I would have been all by myself when Kryss fucked off!"
"Ah, shit...I didn't know..."
"Just don't do it again, man. I need you!"
"Really?"
"For sure! Who the fuck would I turn to without the Raper backing me up?"
"Thanks, Soul. I won't fuck up again man, I promise."
"Better fucking not." Grin smiled, and his started to droop again.
"Can I sleep now, Soul?"
"No! No fucking sleep! Stay awake. Hey, remember the time Charisma shot you in the back of the head, and we chased him around in jeeps for like three fucking hours?"
"Oh, yeah! I remember. Fucking team-killing shithead." Soul took a deep breath. Too fucking close. He looked down at his own hands, now without bandages. Too fucking close...
