What a Girlfriend SHOULD Know and a boyfriend SHOULD do.

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What a Girlfriend SHOULD Know and a boyfriend SHOULD do.

Post by Ric_Price » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:09 am

What a Girlfriend SHOULD Know and a boyfriend SHOULD do


Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
girls: lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.


Guys:whisper in her ear, girls: giggle
Girls:whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back.



nice got to try lol



Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say" me too " or you'll give her your jacket... don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
guys: lift her chin up and kiss her.


Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.


Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.
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Post by daemon princess » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:33 am

You missed one important piece of advice. How exactly does one get through all that without vomiting?
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Post by wocket » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:10 am

Agreed. Romance is icky, especially the way you describe it.
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Post by Skorpion » Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:57 am

Excuse me while I try to go vomit and pound my head against a wall at the same time, because that is what this post makes me want to do.
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Post by Fixer » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:59 pm

er..... dude, you plan ahead too much.

...and this is coming from a guy who plans damn near everything.
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Post by Ary » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:03 pm

Hey, I have a few forward-e-mails in my inbox saying pretty much the same stuff! :D
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Post by edge » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:08 pm

Although everybody says this is icky....I guess it's good stuff to keep in mind.

Is romance dead?!

Now we need "How to get a girlfriend if the usual stuff fails"
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Post by Rorschach » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:31 pm

Do what feels natural at the time, having a pre-set idea of how to kiss, when to hug etc is a sure-fire recipe for disaster
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Post by Deacon » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:42 pm

Not if you're Napoleon Dynamite!
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Post by Rorschach » Fri Apr 22, 2005 1:45 pm

Granted. He's the exception that proves the rule

Who?
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Post by Mr. Evil » Fri Apr 22, 2005 2:19 pm

[quote="edge";p="484130"]

Now we need "How to get a girlfriend if the usual stuff fails"[/quote]

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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:39 pm

geez, I'm with edge....no one believes in romance anymore.
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Post by Catine » Fri Apr 22, 2005 3:55 pm

That's not romance guys. That is just creepy. :?
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:01 pm

I believe in romance. :shifty:
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Re: What a Girlfriend SHOULD Know and a boyfriend SHOULD do.

Post by NotQuiteDead » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:06 pm

[quote="Ric_Price";p="484036"]Girls:When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.[/quote]

My girlfriend and I did this one night in Colorado, the only difference is that we were in the hot tub on the balcony. That moment, along with a few others, is what is keeping me sane until she comes here in June.

My point? Ya, some of these sound nauseating, but I'd gladly let someone draw a pint of blood from me with a turkey baster if I could do them with her right now. Romance isn't dead--and with the right person, being nauseating is fun--not only is it fun and romantic, but watching everyone else just go "Bleehhh" is funny as hell....*grinning*

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