Behind a locked door!!!

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:11 pm

/me has come to the conclusion that this thread needs tentacles

Ha! Touch THEM!

Post by **Blaze** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:13 pm

Why not? All the threads in this forum are horny right now anyway. This one may as well be, too.

uNF's with the Tentacles.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:16 pm

I don't know what uNF stands for, but I have a feeling that I never want to find out.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:45 pm

Okay, now I'm curious. What DOES uNF stand for?

IF not else than to make Gravity uncomfortable.

HTRN

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:49 pm

"universal noise (of) fornication"

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:52 pm

I believe it's something like 'Universal Noise of Fucking'

You guys are freaks. Why would you want to TOUCH someone!?

Sometimes I wonder about the whole human race.

'Cos otherwise, you'd have no human race to wonder about?

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:03 pm

Ah, the "thunka thunka" of happiness. I gotcha!

HTRN

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:16 pm

/me sighs

[I'd thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.]

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:56 pm

I like to cuddle.

I've never seen Jarrods parents do anything other than smooch a bit, but I'm not there very often. I have heard them talking (jokingly) about bdsm and I thought Jarrods brother was going to start bleeding from the ears.

I did used to see my mom and step dad makin' babies from a distance(probably ohh 50 yards or so) when I was younger. I was a bit too young to really understand it though. I used to find my dads printed porn in the computer room, and he seemed to forget that when he changed his background, mine changed too. Oh god I didnt need to see some of that in 800x600 format.

Catine · Post by **Catine** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:17 pm

If I'd walked in on what gravity walked in on, I'd have been traumatized too. Ick!

I know I should get over it, but I still can't accept that my parents ever touched each other. They found me under a cabbage leaf, and nothing you say will convince me otherwise!

I only ever saw my parents kiss maybe once or twice in my life. I guess that is why kissing seems like a private thing to me - I don't kiss my husband in front of other people and I hate it when other people kiss in front of me.

Post by **Blaze** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:21 pm

Oh god I didnt need to see some of that in 800x600 format.

So THAT'S what happened to you. Yeah, you're right. No child should be subjected to terrible monitor resolutions like that. Honestly, he could at least go 1024x768.

Also, in the word's of my sister's friend regarding her creation, "They were across the room from each other. I don't know how it happened."

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:26 pm

Jezebel it could have been worse.

He could have been starring in that wallpaper!

HTRN

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 1:43 am

Theres only room for one middle aged overweight man in Hollywood porn and Ron Jeremy already has that spot.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:58 am

So you're saying I don't have a shot at making skin flicks?

HTRN

RandyWang · Post by **RandyWang** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:05 am

/me sympathises with gravity

Dear Lord,

Thankyou so much for bringing me into being when my mother was 40...
Amen.

As for the touching thing, you're insane. Cuddling is teh rock.

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