Behind a locked door!!!

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Post by Jezebel » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:23 am

Haha, that just means that when you have to think about your parents having sex, you have to think about your old parents having sex. That's even worse!
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Post by Healer24 » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:33 am

[quote="gravity";p="485357"]You guys are freaks. Why would you want to TOUCH someone!?

Sometimes I wonder about the whole human race. :glare:
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You have to touch someone in order to hit them. :P
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:34 am

That's what baseball bats are for!
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Post by Phoenix Talon » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:36 am

Grav doesn't use Baseball bats, you know that Fuggle. She just tentacle rapes them from a distance.
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Post by Rorschach » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:32 am

Meh. You think thinking about your parents doing it is bad? How about this? Statistically your mother has probably at least tried gifting your father the back-stage pass
If you hadn't thought about it, I make no apologies. I have to suffer, so why shouldn't you?
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Post by Blaze » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:44 am

Either that, or fathers have tried sneaking in the back anyway.
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Post by Rorschach » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:45 am

Ah, the old 'Oops, my mistake' routine

Never works :shifty:
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Post by SunTzu » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:14 am

Depends on if you accidently dipped into a jar of oil first.
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Re: Behind a locked door!!!

Post by AzraeL » Tue Apr 26, 2005 12:16 pm

re reference that sentence back to parental sex. stop. shudder.
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Post by Deacon » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:01 pm

[quote="Catine";p="485505"]I only ever saw my parents kiss maybe once or twice in my life. I guess that is why kissing seems like a private thing to me - I don't kiss my husband in front of other people and I hate it when other people kiss in front of me.[/quote]
Even if it's in the wee hours of the morning in their own kitchen behind closed (oh, but not locked) doors?

And no, grav, just because you have weird issues with human contact does not mean that your feelings that brought about this thread are justified or acceptable.
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Post by HTRN » Tue Apr 26, 2005 3:10 pm

And I thought I had emotional issues....


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Post by Catine » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:44 pm

Deacon...

I'm not saying that gravity's dad shouldn't be making out with his girlfriend in his own house.

I *am* saying that I understand gravity's disgust. I know it's normal, I know that parents are people too, but ew. :D
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Post by gravity » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:01 pm

[quote="Deacon";p="485933"]
And no, grav, just because you have weird issues with human contact does not mean that your feelings that brought about this thread are justified or acceptable.[/quote]

So you ENJOY walking in on your parents, Deacon?

Ewww.... you like parent pr0n.... :x
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Post by HTRN » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:05 pm

Somebody's taking it out of context...


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Post by Fixer » Tue Apr 26, 2005 6:13 pm

Gee, my son has walked into the room a few times while I was having sex. Thankfully we were under blankets each time so it wasn't too awkward. I believe he is still ignorant of our actions at the time.

Of course, trying to teach him to KNOCK has been difficult, even though I am no longer dating.
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