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Post by ShinyWombat » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:18 am

avast! the wretched scum just did called us landlubbers! Are we gonna stand fo' that, mates?

/me pulls out me trusty rocket launcher.
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Post by Eihger » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:25 am

we be outa rum fight morrow.
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Post by ShinyWombat » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:28 am

/me hands Eigher some rum.

'Ere, y' go, mate! Now let's have at the scurvy weasel, eh?

/me loads rocket launcher. :twisted:
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Post by Eihger » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:32 am

yar I needmore run ta get hammer'd
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Post by ShinyWombat » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:40 am

/me hands Eigher 180 proof potatoe vodka.

How's this fer rum, mate? 'Tis the best thing ev'r made that comes from p'tatoes.
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Post by Eihger » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:41 am

yar I be getin hammer'd tonight.
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Post by ShinyWombat » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:45 am

/me fires rocket at Schiffi, turning this once mortally stupid human being into a pile of bloody ash and demonstrating the difference between pirates and landlubbers.
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Post by decker » Tue Feb 18, 2003 2:22 am

ok, there was a pirate and he walks into a bar with a steering weel in his pantses.
the bartender, noticing this oddity, asks him "why in all linuxdom do you have a steering wheel in your pantses?"
the pirate scrunches his eye at him and replies, "ARRR! its drivin me nuts!"
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Post by Eihger » Tue Feb 18, 2003 2:23 am

yar that be funny 'n dumb
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Post by Valsu » Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:19 am

yar!!

tavern wench, fetch me an ale!! :o
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Post by Eihger » Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:25 am

wenches where be our wenches?
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Post by 7on » Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:28 am

I be feel violated.
Did someone say booya?

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Post by Eihger » Tue Feb 18, 2003 3:30 am

argh we drink af'r we watch t'e fight... who wana take me on 'ith ma dragon...?
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Post by Blaze » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:31 am

Nay Eye! Nay Eye! Git 'nother Mayte t' due it.
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Post by Imperator Severn » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:37 am

Avast thee, merchant scum! I's a-gonna gi' ye 'un chance ta' clear ou' an' tek yerselves off me prop'ty 'for I guts ye all an' squeezes da shiste outta ye like da don bastids ye is! I's a gona count ta' five!

One!

Two!

Ready cannons!

Three!

Fire!!

Hhhaarrr!! Grapple an' board, me 'earties! Thar's killin' enough ta' go 'round!
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