I know we have some of the female persuasion on these boards who have procreated....here's to the one day dedicated to you. May you wake up late, and may your dinner (prepared by sig. other and said procreation) be unburned and edible.
What did you all get yours for Mother's Day? Me--my mom is receiving a bonsai tree and starter kit (because she NEEDS a hobby :p), and the illustrated Da Vinci Code, so she doesn't steal mine.
The obligatory "Happy Mother's Day!" thread
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NotQuiteDead
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...is it mothers day today? Oh fuck.
"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrongdoing which will be imposed on them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress."
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
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Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
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Nukinblackmage
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I live 1220 miles from home, so all my mom is getting is a phone call today...if I can get my cell phone to work.
Anyway, happy mothers day to all your mothers on RLF
Anyway, happy mothers day to all your mothers on RLF
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Damned women and their emotions! -FireAza
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Damned women and their emotions! -FireAza
"Luck is a word the ignorant use to define their ignorance. They are blind to the patters of force that drive the universe, and they name their blindness science, or clearheadedness, or pragmatism; when they stumble into walls or fall off cliffs, they name their clumsiness luck." - Tan'elKoth in Blade of Tyshalle
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Heh. I'm not doing anything for mother's day today because my mom has requested that it be postponed for exactly one week so that she can celebrate it when her kids will actually be home.
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I made breakfast for Mom. It was really hard.
Me: Mom, what do you want for breakfast?
Mom: Make muffins.
Me: *gets out the muffin mix and starts making muffins* What else?
Mom: Muffins are fine.
Me: You need more than muffins. How about coffee? Any kind of meat?
Mom: Coffee's good. And make bacon...in the microwave.
And then, of course, she tried to make the coffee herself. Not only is it hard for her to let someone else do something, she won't let them do it the hard way, either. Mean old lady.
I love my mom.
Me: Mom, what do you want for breakfast?
Mom: Make muffins.
Me: *gets out the muffin mix and starts making muffins* What else?
Mom: Muffins are fine.
Me: You need more than muffins. How about coffee? Any kind of meat?
Mom: Coffee's good. And make bacon...in the microwave.
And then, of course, she tried to make the coffee herself. Not only is it hard for her to let someone else do something, she won't let them do it the hard way, either. Mean old lady.
I love my mom.
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Re: The obligatory "Happy Mother's Day!" thread
Being broke, and unable to cook, I was limited to making a card for my mother... yeah, it's kind of cheesy, but the best I could do.
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