How old were you when you first got drunk?
- ChronoSword
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There's several stages actually:
1)*shuddder* - ahhhh. Beer.
2)mmm. more beer.
3)wheee.
4) Get me a pint, I'll be back in a minute...
50 You know, you only rent it.
7) thatsh a fucking great idea
Somm fumker stole my teemh
9) Did shomeone say Kebab?
10) *...* (Absolutly fucking langered)
11) I just need to sit down for a mi
12) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
13) I, uh can't come today, I've a terrible.. cold. Yeah.
1)*shuddder* - ahhhh. Beer.
2)mmm. more beer.
3)wheee.
4) Get me a pint, I'll be back in a minute...
50 You know, you only rent it.
7) thatsh a fucking great idea
9) Did shomeone say Kebab?
10) *...* (Absolutly fucking langered)
11) I just need to sit down for a mi
12) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
13) I, uh can't come today, I've a terrible.. cold. Yeah.
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Did you imagine the final sound as a gun? Or the shattered windows of a car? Did you ever imagine the last thing you'd hear as you're fading out was a song?
Did you imagine the final sound as a gun? Or the shattered windows of a car? Did you ever imagine the last thing you'd hear as you're fading out was a song?
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Smaointe
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I rarely get drunk because my stages go like this:
1) Stumbly
2) Affectionate
3) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Although in Canada it was:
1) Giggly
2) Sticking things on my forehead
3) Loud
4) Err... affectionate
4a) Gropage of teh MC and a little kiss for Kits
5) Dancing to 99 Red Balloons VERY BADLY
6) Falling off the toilet a few times, laughing hysterically
7) Zzzzzzzzz
Later) 5:30am: Cleaning the house
I never get hungover, I just get an attack of the spring-cleans.
1) Stumbly
2) Affectionate
3) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Although in Canada it was:
1) Giggly
2) Sticking things on my forehead
3) Loud
4) Err... affectionate
4a) Gropage of teh MC and a little kiss for Kits
5) Dancing to 99 Red Balloons VERY BADLY
6) Falling off the toilet a few times, laughing hysterically
7) Zzzzzzzzz
Later) 5:30am: Cleaning the house
I never get hungover, I just get an attack of the spring-cleans.
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[quote="Smaointe";p="519170"]I never get hungover, I just get an attack of the spring-cleans.[/quote]
Now that's a woman!
Posted Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:06 pm:
A woman who has yet to give a direct answer to my matrimonial inquiries...
Now that's a woman!
Posted Mon Jul 11, 2005 10:06 pm:
A woman who has yet to give a direct answer to my matrimonial inquiries...
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
[quote="Smaointe";p="519170"]
Although in Canada it was:
1) Giggly
2) Sticking things on my forehead
3) Loud
4) Err... affectionate
4a) Gropage of teh MC and a little kiss for Kits
5) Dancing to 99 Red Balloons VERY BADLY
6) Falling off the toilet a few times, laughing hysterically
[/quote]
NOW that's MY kind of woman.
Although in Canada it was:
1) Giggly
2) Sticking things on my forehead
3) Loud
4) Err... affectionate
4a) Gropage of teh MC and a little kiss for Kits
5) Dancing to 99 Red Balloons VERY BADLY
6) Falling off the toilet a few times, laughing hysterically
[/quote]
NOW that's MY kind of woman.
[quote="Smaointe";p="501499"]I think I've been drunk twice, and the first time was when I was 22, I believe.
I would have a drink perhaps twice a year... I have better things to spend my money on. Plus, most of the drinks I like are just like softdrinks anyway; if I want to dance naked on a table or something, I might as well save myself some money.
I have a built-in safety switch anyway. After one drink, I get giggly; two drinks I get wobbly, three drinks I fall asleep.
However, I did get drunk in Canada.. groped the girls, danced badly, fell off the toilet. Good times. That was nearly a year ago, and since then I think I've had about 4 drinks. It's just not my thing.[/quote]
Wasn't as bad as Nick falling asleep on the toilet.
I still feel bad for introducing SirSpanky to Tequila.
So about that kiss for the bride thing Emma...
I would have a drink perhaps twice a year... I have better things to spend my money on. Plus, most of the drinks I like are just like softdrinks anyway; if I want to dance naked on a table or something, I might as well save myself some money.
I have a built-in safety switch anyway. After one drink, I get giggly; two drinks I get wobbly, three drinks I fall asleep.
However, I did get drunk in Canada.. groped the girls, danced badly, fell off the toilet. Good times. That was nearly a year ago, and since then I think I've had about 4 drinks. It's just not my thing.[/quote]
Wasn't as bad as Nick falling asleep on the toilet.
So about that kiss for the bride thing Emma...
[quote="Smaointe";p="519170"]I rarely get drunk because my stages go like this:
1) Stumbly
2) Affectionate
3) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Although in Canada it was:
1) Giggly
2) Sticking things on my forehead
3) Loud
4) Err... affectionate
4a) Gropage of teh MC and a little kiss for Kits
5) Dancing to 99 Red Balloons VERY BADLY
6) Falling off the toilet a few times, laughing hysterically
7) Zzzzzzzzz
Later) 5:30am: Cleaning the house
I never get hungover, I just get an attack of the spring-cleans.[/quote]
You HAVE to come to the next RLF meet... I'd like to introduce you to my friends: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo.
HTRN
1) Stumbly
2) Affectionate
3) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Although in Canada it was:
1) Giggly
2) Sticking things on my forehead
3) Loud
4) Err... affectionate
4a) Gropage of teh MC and a little kiss for Kits
5) Dancing to 99 Red Balloons VERY BADLY
6) Falling off the toilet a few times, laughing hysterically
7) Zzzzzzzzz
Later) 5:30am: Cleaning the house
I never get hungover, I just get an attack of the spring-cleans.[/quote]
You HAVE to come to the next RLF meet... I'd like to introduce you to my friends: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo.
HTRN
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[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
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Man a lot of you guys are dry.
Voted 12-15.
Hard Liquor all the way. Gets you drunker, faster.
And here's a quick morningafter indicator between drunk, and totally sloshed.
Do you remember being carried to bed?
Do you remember being in the bed at all?
Who is that next to you?
Posted Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:49 am:
[quote="HTRN";p="519631"]I'd like to introduce you to my friends: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo.
HTRN[/quote]
Oh, I know Jack, alright.
Voted 12-15.
Hard Liquor all the way. Gets you drunker, faster.
And here's a quick morningafter indicator between drunk, and totally sloshed.
Do you remember being carried to bed?
Do you remember being in the bed at all?
Who is that next to you?
Posted Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:49 am:
[quote="HTRN";p="519631"]I'd like to introduce you to my friends: Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Jose Cuervo.
HTRN[/quote]
Oh, I know Jack, alright.

[quote="Smaointe";p="519283"]*dances to 99 Red Balloons for DarkWolfe*
Deacon, you know I can't marry you... but we'll always have that special dream, won't we?[/quote]
How about me? Will you marry me?
Deacon, you know I can't marry you... but we'll always have that special dream, won't we?[/quote]
How about me? Will you marry me?
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- frenchy-mouse
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I was 14. I remember... that's a day of french final of Rugby. ASM (my fravourite rugby' team which I still support them) has lost. Even they lost, we made the third half-time.... After I was going out with friends: they were older than me, and they took me to a disco and I drunk again.
The next day, I had some headaches, it was weird, wasn't it?
The next day, I had some headaches, it was weird, wasn't it?
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