Revenge of the Sith:Now without actually watching the movie.

JonnWood · Post by **JonnWood** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 9:45 pm

http://www.livejournal.com/users/evadne ... tml#cutid1
I jsut saved you eight bucks.

RadicalDreamer · Post by **RadicalDreamer** » Wed Jun 08, 2005 11:07 pm

PALPATINE contacts every CLONE COMMANDER in the galaxy.

PALPATINE
Execute order 66.

AUDIENCE
What were the other 65 orders?

CUE FLASHBACK:

PALPATINE
Execute order 65.

A CLONE goes to get PALPATINE’S DRY CLEANING.

PALPATINE
Excellent.

END FLASHBACK

Awesome.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:01 am

That was so awesome! Better than the movie by far!

Terrik · Post by **Terrik** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:11 am

That *was* better than the movie.

That makes me sad.

Blackjack · Post by **Blackjack** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 9:35 am

That was great

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 10:54 am

YODA wrote: Rejoice you should when someone rejoins the Force.
Buy a cake, invite some friends, do the limbo, yes.

I can totally imagine Yoda saying that

lifedeath · Post by **lifedeath** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 12:58 pm

ANAKIN becomes PRESIDENT of the SEVERED LIMBS OF STAR WARS CLUB. Then, he catches on FIRE, and it is worse than ¾ of the things seen in SIN CITY.

AUDIENCE
Holy God. What is this movie rated?

Thus begins THE DEAD JEDI MONTAGE.

MOST JEDI
We are pathetic.

OBI-WAN
I am not so pathetic.

YODA
Your ass I kick. Mmm, yes.

...oh...that was good.

Posted Thu Jun 09, 2005 2:59 pm:

R2-D2
Weeeep-woooo. Booooop-wwweewoo bop-wee.
(I know everything! Puts the Classics in a new light, doesn’t it?)

AzraeL · Post by **AzraeL** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:25 pm

Oddly fitting, and sure would have made it a laugh. Althougn i thought the movie was good, while i heard alot of internet nerds still complaining. I mean, jarjar didnt say a word, what more could you want?

Silux · Post by **Silux** » Thu Jun 09, 2005 1:53 pm

Better writing, believability, fewer plot holes, less flash more substance, better acting...

AzraeL · Post by **AzraeL** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:11 am

Better writing, believability, fewer plot holes, less flash more substance, better acting...

Its written about a galaxy far, far, away. theres freaking droids. what did you want? the senate to sit around for 2 hours and have a debate on the constitutional validity of palpatines actions, or jedis chopping up things with lightsabers?

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:18 am

I would have been happy with less plot holes and a more believable love story. I always kinda ignored the acting in 4, 5, and 6.

Now Titus Andronicus, THERE was acting, script, and beautiful special effects.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:20 am

I thoroughly enjoyed that
Thanks man

Bigity · Post by **Bigity** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:09 pm

What else would I want with Jarjar?

Hmm, Anakin chopping off his lower legs, then using his bootheel to crush his throat until the life left his body? Yea.

Skorpion · Post by **Skorpion** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:13 pm

On the subject of the movie, I decided to do my own translations of astromech droid. Particularly, the bit where they tell him to stay by the ship.

'It's always 'stay by the ship, Artoo'. Never 'come kill droids and have fun with us, Artoo'. I wanna be a jedi! Look at that grevious guy, he's a brain and a few organs in a jar, but the rest of him's a droid! And he's a jedi, dammit!
If I could force-push people, that damn uppity protocol droid I keep getting stuck with would be sorry...

document · Post by **document** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 4:02 pm

I mean, jarjar didnt say a word, what more could you want?

When Annakin and Obiwan get back from saving Palpatine you can hear JarJar saying "Excuse me" in the group of Senators. I caught it the second time I saw the film.

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