Sorry America

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Post by AzraeL » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:07 am

I'm largely just the mouth-piece
Your accent coupled with the average American's linguistic skills spells confusion.
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Re: Sorry America

Post by RubyJ » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:15 am

[quote="Rorschach";p="509506"]
The Russkie rascal, BadMonkey and I are sailing to assualt your shores at this very moment. Longboated, leather-booted and axed to the max Picking up downtrodden Europeans, vying for a louder voice in today's political world (and some nicer weather). We smell bad and we're steering erratically at best. Someone has suggested chips and cheese, which may waylay our voayge somewhat. But we're not sure the chippy is still open. If it's not, you're fucked

So - what does your military might have, to repel such sloppy conquerors?[/quote]
I stand on the shores ready. Beat up Chryslered, steel-toed, and chainsawed to the somethingawed, vying to beat up a few punks with funny accents (and maybe find a better car). I've done my hair and the electrical on the dash board has gone out. I decided to stop and get some Djarms and a Big Gulp. Good thing the 7-11 is open 24 hours, so at least I'll be in a good mood when you get here.
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Post by Deacon » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:38 am

AzraeL, 1 plus 2 does not spell anything.
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Post by Euthanatos » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:05 am

How could you possibly assault America?

It took your ancestors, what, several thousand years to find us?
I would weep, but my tears have been stolen.
I would shout, but my voice has been taken.
Thus, I write.
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Post by Arc Orion » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:39 am

You realize, of course, that since the vast majority of the American population is descended from Europeans, we'd be Viking too, right? As such, shouldn't you join us in pillaging other parts of the world, like Africa and Asia? Come on, you know you want to.
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Post by Rorschach » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:19 am

[quote="Arres";p="509535"]Ahhh, I have it figured out now. English,Irish,Scandinavian...[/quote]
/me aspoldes

Arc - you're right

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Post by BadMonkey » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:21 am

I reckon we might be able to come to an agreement with the texans, as they are many in number, and seem to apreciate the finer things in life, and to be honest, I don't really have a need for the place right now.
Everyone else is fucked.
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Post by lifedeath » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:21 am

Hey Rors sweetie, i'm sending my army of LDs to guide you in the dark and help you in battle. *moutch*
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Post by BadMonkey » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:36 am

Ahah, with lifedeath and gravity (and posibly Texas) on our side, I do believe y'all are screwed.
PILLAGE!
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Post by Zero_Point » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:17 am

[quote="gravity";p="509578"]
No redneck can scare anyone from Ballard. We still eat Lutefisk, and damned if we don't enjoy it. :twisted:
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Problem is, rednecks over here eat what's known as "Mountain Oysters". Yeah, Google it if you dare. And if you think the average redneck isn't scary, wait until you reach Louisiana/Arkansas/Tennessee. Scary things abound in them hills...


Besides, our SUVs will flatten your landing troops. :P
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Post by Blaze » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:29 am

/me hurls American beer at Rors and Makh.

THAT will scare them away!
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Post by billf » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:51 am

Being mostly Scottish and German myself I have to say: You're a couple hundred years too late guys! We've already killed off all but a few of the natives... of course now they're taking all our money and not paying any of the taxes... erm...
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Post by SunTzu » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:26 pm

Im joining the navy in 9 days, il bring a submarine! A swedish, internal combustion one! Onwards! TOOO GLOOOOORY!
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Post by Martin Blank » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:22 pm

[quote="Zero_Point";p="509655"]Besides, our SUVs will flatten your landing troops. :P[/quote]
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

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Re: Sorry America

Post by Tasty Biscuit Toothpaste » Sat Jun 18, 2005 2:46 pm

And if you think the average redneck isn't scary, wait until you reach . . . Tennessee.
I likes to smash them's there squirrels with this here banjo! They's touchin' me proper'y! Any one 'at tou'hes mah propety al'ays get a taste o' this 'ere boomstick! Pow! I tell you what, man, anyone get a sight o' this here boomstick...scares them right off my lawn, see what I'm saying, dawg? 'Course, it easy tur sit on my porch wit mah boomstick all day whens I got me barrel o' rum tur keep me happy! I gots to go now, I sees some'un just done run up and stoleded my lawnmower!
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