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Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:23 pm

Ballard is full of pussies.
Texas would never assist anyone from outside of Texas, and if you got there, they'd just strap you to the Chair.
However, all we'd need to do is claim Europe was trying to cancel American Idol, and hordes of gullible idiots would pay the Army and Navy enough to bomb your collective asses back to 1918.

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:34 pm

I fear that Euthanatos may be right about the American Idol thing.

mikehendo · Post by **mikehendo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:07 pm

[quote="Arc Orion";p="509630"]shouldn't you join us in pillaging other parts of the world, like Africa and Asia? Come on, you know you want to.[/quote]

They have been there and done that.. Heck, the Europeans screwed over Africa harcore..

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:20 pm

I just got back from a gun show in PA....

Apparently Rors and company haven't learned the "japanese" lesson...

After WW2, while interviewing(read: interogating) a major muckety muck in the Japanese military, they asked him a question - after Pearl Harbor, the west coast was wide open to invasion by Imperial forces. Why didn't they?

Simple the former leader replied, they thought about it, then decided to reconsider when they learned that every other residence contained a gun. They didn't want to start a guerrilla war with half the population.

HTRN

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:00 am

[quote="Euthanatos";p="509719"]Ballard is full of pussies.[/quote]

You've onbvioulsy never been to Ballard. There's a reason they don't have a crime rate. Even idiots steer clear of an entire district of grunting Norse people who pride themselves in bench pressing small motor vehicles, like Bugs and small Cadillacs, at weekly weekend gatherings.

Doc Giggles · Post by **Doc Giggles** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:08 am

[quote="Euthanatos";p="509719"]However, all we'd need to do is claim Europe was trying to cancel American Idol, and hordes of gullible idiots would pay the Army and Navy enough to bomb your collective asses back to 1918.[/quote]

All they need to do is show reruns. Nobody will be able to tell the difference.

Kits · Post by **Kits** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 12:51 pm

[quote="The Cid";p="509522"]Rednecks: The last line of American Defense.[/quote]

Sigged. And don't forget the fine folks from Alabama. <I have an uncle Beaver and an uncle Skeeter, I win>

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 1:17 pm

This campaign needs a marching/drinking/fighting song

We sail from far and distant lands
To give you such a reaming
Our mighty weapons' shafts are hard
Our purple helmets gleaming

We're here to pillage, sack and spoil
To steal whate'er we're able
We smell and curse, and what is worse
We leave our elbows on the table

Fear, America, our untrimmed nails
We haven't had a bath
You'll taste our pork swords, choke upon
Lifedeath's Houmous of wrath

We crack bad gags, we tell tall tales
With meanings trite and corny
We'll grope teh boobage, it's more than
Our helmets that are horny (I'm really sorry about that one)

And in the tearstained era coming
The few still left alive
Will curse the Gods of war who blessed
Invasion: '05

The bards must be shitting themselves

SunTzu · Post by **SunTzu** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:59 pm

w00t! Where can i join up

?

Posted Sun Jun 19, 2005 2:59 pm:

There needs to be a viking invasion usergroup!

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:15 pm

Help yourself to the sig SunTzu

I'm already the mod of a usergourp, I can't be arsed with another one
You could suggest it to MB though?

SunTzu · Post by **SunTzu** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 5:48 pm

Roger roger!

Lunatic Jedi · Post by **Lunatic Jedi** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:00 pm

Let's see here... I'm a quarter Irish, a quarter German, and half Middle-Eastern. I'm the distant progeny of bloodthirsty Vikings AND bloodthirsty desert warriors and assassins. Sign me up!

Hm... Makh, if you're taking California, can I have co-leadership? As a native Californian, I can be your inside man... bring the system down from within, incite civil unrest... get everything nice and fractured prior to your arrival. Then we can kick Arnie around once we've wrested control from him.

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:12 pm

Hey, Rors, if you're looking for a theme song, screw the one you just posted, and remember to come from the land of ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow!

/me rocks out

SunTzu · Post by **SunTzu** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:18 pm

Old man rock incoming! HIIIIIDE!

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:41 pm

We prefer the term 'classic rock', SunTzu.

*mutters about damn dumb youngin's...*

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