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Post by Tasty Biscuit Toothpaste » Sun Jun 19, 2005 6:41 pm

Dang ol' singing ne'er sol'ed anything. I tell you what, hard to aim a gun when you're drun'er than gran'ma at a Chris'mas party. Gal done did doughnuts on my pappy's lawn wit the lawnmower 'til 3am, man.

I tell you what, I's gonna get Cletus to come on o'er here and write US a song. Cletus REAL good with them there letter things...whatchoo call 'em? Worrrrdss?

Dang ol' packin up my banjo,
packin' up my rum,
gonna go down ter the front lines,
gonna shoot me some.
Grabbin' up my boomstick
And headin' out the door

We's rednecks be thirty for some war,
'cause them's Europeans're sissies,
and we wants to shoot stuff s'more

'Cause I done like to kill thangs
and I can do it legally
(Legally!)
Ain't no practicing on the people
Ain't no way in the world it'd be legal
Less'n they're foreigners
Then it's alright 'cause they're dirty whores.

We's going to the front line
Gonna have a good time
Gonna eat some possum with Cletus
We're not gonna let 'em beat us
Just like we did officially in 1784
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Post by EvilPanda » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:09 pm

Trust me, you want nothing to do with New Jersey.
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:32 pm

Or the "armpit of America," as some call it. But for an armpit, it is suspiciously close to Florida... the wang. :|
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Post by Rorschach » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:36 pm

Joisey!
Hey, Joisey!
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:42 pm

Wuhter. Something funny in that Joisey wuhter.
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Post by Makh » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:50 pm

Funny song Rors, from now you are officially our skald.

[quote="Lunatic Jedi";p="509867"]Hm... Makh, if you're taking California, can I have co-leadership? As a native Californian, I can be your inside man... bring the system down from within, incite civil unrest... get everything nice and fractured prior to your arrival. Then we can kick Arnie around once we've wrested control from him.[/quote]
Sure Lunatic Jedi, but be careful, Arnold could teach us a lesson or two about pillaging. He had the role of Conan the barbarian, he knows our tactics.
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sun Jun 19, 2005 7:52 pm

Ah, but we'll have the element of surprise.
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Post by Rorschach » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:20 pm

[quote="Makh";p="509906"]Funny song Rors, from now you are officially our skald.[/quote]
Thanks man, feel free to add to it my Nordic brothers.

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Post by coyote blue » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:23 pm

German/English here. Yet to find out where my red hair/green eyes came from. Grandmother had red hair and blue eyes... so there is something else in my genes.
And I don't see anything wrong with vikings... something about big, hairy, drunk stinky men that drive me crazy. :glare: Kidding, vikings can be cool, and I wouldn't want to mess with one. *cowers from Ror*
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Post by QauNuckShin » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:27 pm

Dudes, you got yourself a Swedish viking. I've got war paint and everything. I'm in.


Let's bring them down!
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Post by Rorschach » Sun Jun 19, 2005 8:34 pm

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On the end, you magnificent bastard

Posted Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:45 pm:

Oh yes, and before I forget
/me pillages coyote blue
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Post by Blaze » Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:09 pm

What is with these WEAK text-based sigs?!

Honestly, I'm all American, but I'm 95% German ethnicity, and this stuff is just an EMBARASSMENT to that. I must fix it! Vikings, make ready your bbcode placeholders! Sigs on the way!
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Post by Tasty Biscuit Toothpaste » Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:27 pm

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Ain't no one never said rednecks're good with Microsoft Paint.
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Post by Rorschach » Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:42 pm

[quote="Blaze";p="509929"]Vikings, make ready your bbcode placeholders! Sigs on the way![/quote]
Awesome
:)
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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sun Jun 19, 2005 9:50 pm

Huzzah! Frankly, I think we need some sigs with those Vikings from the CapitalOne commercials... those Vikings are cool.
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