Sorry America

BtEO · Post by **BtEO** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:32 pm

LJ, or these vikings are good.
Also, reinstated my Opera-tan avatar in support for my spiritual Scandinavian brethren.

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:33 pm

I hated that Viking game. Now I'm gonna have to look at those bearded idiots with every post you European fucktards make.

Gahhh.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 10:35 pm

You could ignore the thread, Wiggles

Less work for you, less you for us

Everyone's a winner!

Lunatic Jedi · Post by **Lunatic Jedi** » Sun Jun 19, 2005 11:32 pm

Oooh. Me likes the picture. But I like my text sig... its more... I dunno... sexy? Maybe.

Post by **Blaze** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:02 am

Bah! Such a sig is NOTHING! Fear the true Viking Sig!

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:16 am

That...that's awesome

You're first in line when the wenches are shared around, Blaze

My thanks to you

Post by **Blaze** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:36 am

Why THANK you. Also, I promise that wasn't real meade I spilled for that!

(To note, nothing in that sig was there when I started. The floor, table, drinking horn, flag and knife are all from seperate images. The meade I created myself. That one was FUN!)

Lord Hayato · Post by **Lord Hayato** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 2:34 am

I'm an Arkansan, but I'm of Viking descent, and I'd be more than willing to join your cause, Rorschach. I'm all for some looting and pillaging.

Zero_Point · Post by **Zero_Point** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:01 am

Well, time to hop in muh car and go to work...
http://www.collingsfoundation.org/image ... t-elev.jpg

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:10 am

So you want a war eh, Rorshach?

That would suit me and the rest of the Redneck army just fine. I propose we perform a counter invasion, starting with Scotland and make my dear departed jacobite granny proud.

Gotta finish Charlie's work, ya know

And Gravity, I fear no "viking". Lutefisk? HA! I'll see that and raise you haggis and blood pudding - Mike Myers was right, all Highland cuisine was based on a dare!

HTRN

BtEO · Post by **BtEO** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:24 pm

Wait, you're going to enter Scotland of your own free will?
Plus, we were invading first, surely a bad move to instigate invasions when your own soil is under attack?

Also, better sig.

Tasty Biscuit Toothpaste · Post by **Tasty Biscuit Toothpaste** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:46 pm

Dang ol' BtEO done gone stole my banjo. I tell you what, HTRN, anyone stole a redneck's banjo...dang ol' gonna get personal.

HTRN, dawg, liss'n, I gots me here a closet full o' whiskey jugs full o' gunpowder back 'ere in mah house back I use fur killing the squirrels. Anyone git near that gunpowder...dang ol' man go BOOM!

Talkin' bout weaponry, dawg, I knows some 'normous people up thar in them hills. Dang ol' Bertha hit the 750lbs. mark last Tuesday. Fat crazy Bertha just roll o'er them...problem solved. Us rednecks git fatter as we git poorer.

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 1:15 pm

[quote="BtEO";p="510109"]Wait, you're going to enter Scotland of your own free will?
[/quote]
He's right you know. This place is a shithole. I mean, this is taken from the Edinburgh and Lothian Tourist Guide:

We're a shithole. Let's not be coy. One half of the country is an outpost of England, swathed in tartans that would baffle any real Scotsman and the other half is a sea of neds, Buckfast and knife crimes.
Really, the only place worth visiting is Rorschach's bed

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 6:31 pm

Which guy wrote that again?

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Mon Jun 20, 2005 8:32 pm

Someone who has the name "Orschach-Ray".

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