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Post by HTRN » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:52 am

Don't feel bad.

My mother says I'm impossible, she's wrong, I'm highly unlikely! :D



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[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
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Post by Ryalyn » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:57 am

*Turns HTRN into a parakeet and puts him on her shoulder.*

Maybe this will work? :D
Glee!!

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Post by HTRN » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:59 am

You shouldn't of done that.

Now I get to use this:

Those are the nicest parakeets I've ever seen.

Say it out loud.


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EGO partum , proinde EGO sum
[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
amlthrawn wrote:This was no ordinary rooster. He had a look about him.

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Post by Ryalyn » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:01 am

Bad bird! No treats for you!
Glee!!

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Post by HTRN » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:02 am

Hmm, guess somebody got it!


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EGO partum , proinde EGO sum
[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
amlthrawn wrote:This was no ordinary rooster. He had a look about him.

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Post by Ryalyn » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:04 am

Those aren't sweet little tweeting noises.

Apparently I'm terrible at this transformation thing . . . .

*Turns HTRN into a small plant, sticks him in a small pot, and sets him above the kitchen sink.*
Glee!!

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Post by HTRN » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:07 am

Somebody failed basic incantation.

I'm still a hairy sociopath - nice try though.

Why don't you try something a little less challenging, like making Pauly Shore funny or the french smell good.


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EGO partum , proinde EGO sum
[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
amlthrawn wrote:This was no ordinary rooster. He had a look about him.

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Post by Arc Orion » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:20 am

I've never smelled a Frenchman (or woman). Do they really smell bad?
I need fewer water.

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Post by Deacon » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:39 pm

Bathing is an optional task undertaken on occasion as the mood strikes. I'm not sure why. They think we're stupid for bathing so often and having such good hygiene. But how are they supposed to be such great lovers when they've got nappy hair, stinky and hairy pits, and a rotten crotch?
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Post by Metzgirl » Sat Jul 02, 2005 4:45 pm

it's the wine.

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Post by HTRN » Sun Jul 03, 2005 8:05 pm

Nobody can possibly get THAT drunk!


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EGO partum , proinde EGO sum
[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
amlthrawn wrote:This was no ordinary rooster. He had a look about him.

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Post by Frialuna » Mon Jul 04, 2005 4:17 pm

watch them
"The combined force of Star Trek and chocolate will one day rule the world" I thought, but given my present company I drew on my fine command of the English language and said nothing.

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Post by HTRN » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:25 am

Ah the french, at least they're consistant.


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EGO partum , proinde EGO sum
[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
amlthrawn wrote:This was no ordinary rooster. He had a look about him.

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