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Post by billf » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:44 pm

[quote="Deacon";p="514547"]His mom found out it was posted and wrote a letter?[/quote]

Normally I'd say it was more than likely due to bandwidth, but seeing as how everywhere else that had this posted had a bunch of replies saying "I'm going to add this kid to my friend list so I can tell him to get me some fuckin' chocolate milk" that scenario may be equally as likely.
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Post by Jimbo » Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:35 pm

[quote="billf";p="514574"][quote="Deacon";p="514547"]His mom found out it was posted and wrote a letter?[/quote]

Normally I'd say it was more than likely due to bandwidth, but seeing as how everywhere else that had this posted had a bunch of replies saying "I'm going to add this kid to my friend list so I can tell him to get me some fuckin' chocolate milk" that scenario may be equally as likely.[/quote]
I like Scenario 2 much better. I would probably buy that game just so I could do that.
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Post by Rainmom » Fri Jul 01, 2005 8:39 pm

I was hoping the same thing, I missed the chocolate milk one, i just go to hear the other psycho, didn't realize they weren't the same til too late. I WANNA HEAR THE LITTLE MONSTER so that I can pat myself on the back for not raising one like that!
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Post by Zaph » Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:08 pm

Can anyone tell me where else I can DL the file cause the site is still down and I would like to see/hear it.

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Post by chaos42 » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:26 pm

No video here, but this site has the audio. I'll keep searching for mirrors. This shit is hillarious.....sad, but hillarious

http://xboxlivekids.ytmnd.com/

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Post by Metzgirl » Sat Jul 02, 2005 5:31 pm

It's one of those things that makes you realize that ratings systems don't do much when parents don't pay attention.


On a completely unrelated note:
Jimbo, I love your sig. It's my absolute favorite quote from Tolkien. Ever.

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Post by billf » Mon Jul 04, 2005 3:46 am

I have the video, but it is 41mb, so I don't really want to upload it and kill my bandwidth. Anyone who really wants it just ask and I'll send it to you.
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Post by Rainmom » Mon Jul 04, 2005 5:36 am

I have not spanked my kids in years. I would have beaten this one.

Woman go pull the $&%*ing plug. Be the momma!
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Post by Lizzegirle » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:34 am

I would like to see the video
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Post by billf » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:37 am

Well, if you were on AIM I'd send it to you, but now I am off to sleepland.
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Post by Jimbo » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:34 pm

[quote="Metzgirl";p="515023"]On a completely unrelated note:
Jimbo, I love your sig. It's my absolute favorite quote from Tolkien. Ever.[/quote]
Just now saw this. Thank you, Metzgirl. It's my absolute favorite quote from anyone. It is the basis of my stance on capital punishment.
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Post by Deacon » Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:07 am

In its context, it makes for a great quote. In reality, not so much.
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Post by Skuzzo » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:19 am

I've only actually seen somebody try to wash someone's mouth out with soap once... at a Scouts meeting.

The 10yo sat there and ate an entire cake of soap. The determination was strangely impressive.

Personally, if the mother had simply responded with - "If you have chocolate milk, you'll wet the bed again" then it would at least stop him showing off in front of friends.

Might also scar him for life, but hey, parenting is a risky business. :D
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Post by billf » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:25 am

The only way you can be scarred for life by your parents is if you walk in on them having sex, and that's your own damn fault unless they're doing it in the middle of the day in the livingroom. Anything else is simply "building character".
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Post by Arc Orion » Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:31 am

"It's pretty convenient how every time I build character, you save a few bucks!"
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