When is there going to be a new character?

Talk about today's strip, or anything about the comic in general. You can also talk about any of the characters... but don't expect a response. They're FICTIONAL, you guys... sheesh. :)
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Re: When is there going to be a new character?

Post by GREGTRON 4000© » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:12 pm

SYSTEM FAILURE. RESTARTING.

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RESTART FAILED. SWITCHING TO AUXILLIARY.
../system/control/gt400_auxilliary.bak

...............AUXILLIARY CONTROLS CORRUPTED. PROCEEDING WITH LOADING PROCEDURE.
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Post by Blackjack » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:12 pm

Quickly! GREGTRON 4000© is distracted!

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Post by StruckingFuggle » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:14 pm

Someone must pop the tops of his carbonated logic matrix!

FOOLISH MEATSACK! MY CARBONATED LOGIC MATRIX IS BURIED DEEP WITHIN THE CORE OF MY OUTER SYSTEM! AND I'VE SEALED THE TOPS WITH SUPER-GLUE, TOO! YOU STAND NO CHANCE!

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Post by Hamburgervietnam » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:16 pm

I was going to use an emoticon, but then I decided against it, because emoticons fail to express fully the nature of my emotions.

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Post by HTRN » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:20 pm

[quote="Nukinblackmage";p="516495"]We'll need a team of four to go in. Greg, obviously, because it's his creation, Martian for he is familiar with everything, a crazy person who's good at things, and a bald Scotsman who we can sacrafice when things go wrong. No Rors! I won't let you risk your life! Fine! You can go on the mission, but realize that it's your own hide you're risking and I never wanted you to go! Now go![/quote]

Ahem....

What I find funny is the sig of the Gregtron 4000 - "stupidity is not an option" With asian meat patty it's pretty much mandatory.


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Post by sneaky ninja » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:25 pm

Wow...Greg is actually going crazy. I knew it would happen, just not so soon :P

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Post by Hamburgervietnam » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:27 pm

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[quote="Greg Dean";p="516353"]He'll be like the 6 million dollar forum troll.[/quote]


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Post by Blackjack » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:29 pm

Who said it was Greg? It's obviously got a mind of it's own! :shifty:

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Post by HTRN » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:30 pm

Going?! I'd say he's arrived and is doing some redecorating...

Alright Gregtron, If you're gonna be a complete forum nazi, then chew on this.

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Post by Hamburgervietnam » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:30 pm

They kick it and are fresh
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Post by GREGTRON 4000© » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:30 pm

End of line.
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Post by HTRN » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:33 pm

[quote="Hamburgervietnam";p="516511"]They kick it and are fresh[/quote]

You can't possibly be this thick, can you?


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Post by Hamburgervietnam » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:35 pm

[quote="HTRN";p="516517"][quote="Hamburgervietnam";p="516511"]They kick it and are fresh[/quote]

You can't possibly be this thick, can you?


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Re: When is there going to be a new character?

Post by Deacon » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:37 pm

[quote="Hamburgervietnam";p="516494"]Im 100% st8[/quote]
I think that line caused the GREGTRON 4000© system failure.
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Post by HTRN » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:37 pm

[quote="Hamburgervietnam";p="516518"][quote="HTRN";p="516517"][quote="Hamburgervietnam";p="516511"]They kick it and are fresh[/quote]

You can't possibly be this thick, can you?


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No im 1980's cool[/quote]

No, you're a 2005 idiot.


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