Girls Who Are Awful In Bed

edge · Post by **edge** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:46 pm

I'm not entirely sure what either of us just said. Regardless, I thought it was kind of amusing. She almost had that Avril thing going on.

SunTzu · Post by **SunTzu** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:13 pm

Avril thing? Meh, not that hot.

But id hit it.

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:33 pm

That's not saying a lot, I'm sure as long as you couldn't see open sores or hear an echo you'd hit it.

That said, why you didn't go for that girl is beyond me. Yes, "mall" crap to deal with....made up for by potentially good sex. Plus, if she's younger, or at least less experienced, then it's your time to teach her well.

edge · Post by **edge** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:17 pm

Yes, because sex is the most important thing in the world.

Furthermore, 1. Personally, putting up with someone I can't stand just for sex isn't something I'm willing to do.
2. She doesn't know me, but I'd be money she would hate me
3. I just don't care that much. In a situation like that, I have to ask myself a few things, like "Is it even worth my time?", "Is she a superficial asshat like most of the girls I know?", and "Do I have better things to do right now?".

*shrug* Maybe in another situation I would have made an effort to make a move. Maybe not. At that point in time, I had better things to do. More than anything, it was amusing. Not like I was standing there drooling. That's not my style. Nor was she really droolworthy, IMO. If she wasn't wearing the "goth" makeup, I'd say she was prissy.....in a bad way.

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:23 pm

"Is she a superficial asshat like most of the girls I know?"

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:24 pm

[quote="edge";p="537980"]Yes, because sex is the most important thing in the world.[/quote]

Thank you for noticing and agreeing.

Besides, prissy girls are fun to put in their place. Abercrombie and Bitches just need to be reminded that they're not the top of the food chain every once in a while, and you know it's fun.

edge · Post by **edge** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:28 pm

I think you noticed that I was being sarcastic...and I hope you were as well. It may be the absolute most important thing in the world to YOU, but I am not you. Nor is everyone like you.

Personally, those super prissy "I'm better than you" girls aren't worth my time. I don't really care what they think or do. You can keep 'em man

I don't want 'em.

[quote="Terrene";p="537984"]

"Is she a superficial asshat like most of the girls I know?"

[/quote]

Terrene; I said most girls! From what I gather, you do not fall into that category. And untill you prove me otherwise, I havn't stated that you do.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:07 pm

One time I ran in a circle, then I did it again, and a third time, can you believe it!?!? ..........

I like to be on top!

Terrene · Post by **Terrene** » Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:24 pm

Terrene; I said most girls! From what I gather, you do not fall into that category. And untill you prove me otherwise, I havn't stated that you do.

Yeah yeah, I was joking.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:31 am

I've learned a great many things in life in my thirty odd years, and sex isn't the most important thing in life. It is however, still pretty high on the list.

HTRN

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:25 am

What? Do you people spike your coffee with mercury?
Sex is totally the most important thing in the world.
Jesus, next you'll be telling me you admire gravity's posts for their intellectual weight, or that Deacon's name is Peter North or something.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:33 am

Tell me, which would you rather give up for two weeks, Breathing or sex?

HTRN

Euthanatos · Post by **Euthanatos** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:36 am

Breathing. I could totally still get laid in an iron lung.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:44 am

Unh uh, that's still breathing, just assisted.

Nice try.

Got news for you, all animals have hard wired instincts that put basic survival at the top. Procreation comes in at number 2.

HTRN

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:16 am

[quote="Euthanatos";p="538147"]Breathing. I could totally still get laid in an iron lung.[/quote]
The ladies love a man with an iron lung. Although, the apparatus itself makes the act somewhat difficult to perform.

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