Girls Who Are Awful In Bed
- Lunatic Jedi
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And color commentary! Preferably off-color commentary.
With chili-dogs! And a fat slice of that cheese-grater cake!
</Not right in the head>
With chili-dogs! And a fat slice of that cheese-grater cake!
</Not right in the head>
People are like slinkies. Ultimately useless, but you just can't help but laugh when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Shyknight wrote:Getting reamed up the ass, like coffee, is probably an acquired taste.
But NO! No pictures! Unless there was a camera at the party i went to last night... i really couldnt tell, i drank a bottle of Absolut and got wasted 
"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrongdoing which will be imposed on them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress."
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
[quote="AzraeL";p="537679"]I love Absolut, maybe I should go to Sweden...Damn you SunTzu![/quote]
You are aware that Sweden is the one place in in the world where you have to pay the HIGHEST price for a bottle of Absolut
?
Its redicilous, i go on vacation and can get a bottle for like half the price...
Oh well, it still does trick of getting you very drunk, very fast, and very enjoyably
I probably should have broken in those 3 "shot-virgins" though. Had to carry one home, and the rest managed to get home by liberal use of other people as crutches.
You are aware that Sweden is the one place in in the world where you have to pay the HIGHEST price for a bottle of Absolut
Its redicilous, i go on vacation and can get a bottle for like half the price...
Oh well, it still does trick of getting you very drunk, very fast, and very enjoyably
"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrongdoing which will be imposed on them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress."
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
It makes perfect sense. Swedish exports dont have to pay swedish alcohol tax. Which is insane.
"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrongdoing which will be imposed on them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress."
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
- Rileyrat
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[quote="SunTzu";p="537780"]It makes perfect sense. Swedish exports dont have to pay swedish alcohol tax. Which is insane.[/quote]
Yeah, kinda weird how that works, but then again many items would fail to be exported if you were triple attacked with tax, imagine running down to the local store and buying a bottle of Absolut and paying the Swedish tax, then the import tax, then the local sales tax? I don't know about you but I'd be damned if I paid 50 buks or so for a fifth of the stuff.
On the up side, if I get to go to Germany I can buy a European car and not pay the sales tax
Can't tax non citizens on large ticket items, unless it's land or a home.
Yeah, kinda weird how that works, but then again many items would fail to be exported if you were triple attacked with tax, imagine running down to the local store and buying a bottle of Absolut and paying the Swedish tax, then the import tax, then the local sales tax? I don't know about you but I'd be damned if I paid 50 buks or so for a fifth of the stuff.
On the up side, if I get to go to Germany I can buy a European car and not pay the sales tax
Yeah, i understand the logic of not having to pay export taxes like that, i meant OUR alcohol taxes are insane. But hopefully they will be lowered by 40-60% soon
And i pay close to 50 bucks for a bottle of Absolut
And i pay close to 50 bucks for a bottle of Absolut
"Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found the exact amount of injustice and wrongdoing which will be imposed on them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress."
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
-- Frederick Douglas, 1857
[quote="Skorpion";p="521996"]
Then the head started coming off, so I just left it rammed into a stump.[/quote]
- edge
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Seeing the schoolgirl uniform posts reminded me. Yesterday I was in Wendy's, and these two chicks came in. One was dressed in the kind of typical pr0n-esque school girl uniformn with the funky leggings and what not...and was wearing "goth" style makeup. She looked to be a new college student age wise...as did her friend. However, I was with another female friend who has a kid (no, it's not mine), and I figured 1. it would look bad if I went to talk to her, and 2. she's too young anyway. 18 is legal, and she looked 19 or 20, but I'm not like totally into the mall yaknow?!
- Deacon
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Oh, I thought because she was obviously too young for you and you were with a friend and her kid that it would NOT look bad for you to go talk to her to find out wtf is wrong with her. I'm not sure wtf, though, because you just turned 23.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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