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Post by BeardedFerret » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:04 pm

OK, I know it's probably in bad taste, and I know it must hurt like flaming buggery (almost literally!)...

But I'll be damned if Greg burning his arse on a curling iron isn't the funniest shit I've heard of this week.

Must hurt like hell dude. Hope the drugs keep you from feeling it too badly. *wince*

OK, I can't help it.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

There. All done with now.
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Post by Dreamer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:14 pm

Hmmm... Sat on a curling iron, didja?

Yeah, I've used that excuse before, too.
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Re: Ouch

Post by heavybass » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:18 pm

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

"dissolves into loud laughter, falls out of his chair"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"rolls on the floor in his room"

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Post by NickGXZ » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:33 pm

How...do...you sit on such a device?

.....I...

I'll stop before my brain beings to scream "UNCLE UNCLE!" from trying to understand how this happens.

Regardless, I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Nothin' like a good ass burn in the morning to wake you up. :D
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Post by billf » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:48 pm

That's what he gets for trying t ocurl his ass hair.
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Post by Kits » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:52 pm

I threatened to use my curling iron in painful places to my roomate one time. "A DILDO OF PURE FLAME!"
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Post by Dreamer » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:56 pm

Dildo of Flame +1 against lesbos?
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Post by Kits » Fri Aug 26, 2005 2:02 pm

Or annoying roomates arses.
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Post by Mae Dean » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:35 pm

Thankfully, the affected location is more or less confined to a cheek - it could have been worse. :)

Just....look before you sit down.

I admit though, it is pretty god damn funny. And it only really hurt for a few hours - after about 4 hours, the pain was completely gone. Hasn't returned, so it's all good. :) My ass is safe for another day.

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Post by Donomni » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:40 pm

If it hit only one cheek, you could of gotten a burnt poo-hole.. be lucky you don't need medicine for there.... :oops:

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Post by dmpotter » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:45 pm

I couldn't help, reading about Greg being "curled up in pain" that it sounds like the curling iron did indeed succeed in getting Greg to curl.

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Post by Townie » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:56 pm

I'm not going to laugh because once, when I was a kid, my mom had a crimper on and it fell on my leg. Long story short, those things have a lot of spread and I distinctly remember 3 bubbles forming on my leg for several days at least. Luckily I don't think it left any scaring physically or mentally. I did a lot of stuff in my younger days that probably hurt like hell but I don't recall the pain.
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Post by Blackie » Fri Aug 26, 2005 6:37 pm

well while sitting on a curling iron might be a little stupid... i think i can take the stupid award of the year for something i did... (well maybe not stupid award of the year.. but going down on a tobbogan 3 times in a row head first straight into a school portable all 3 times ain't exactly one of my proudest moments... lol)
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Re: Ouch

Post by Enchanter » Fri Aug 26, 2005 7:24 pm

Sounds likes a job for....



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Post by Rileyrat » Fri Aug 26, 2005 8:29 pm

Others non-enduring pain is often the funniest things of all, like the millions of nut shots guys take while on camera.
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