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Mwhahahahahaha!!!! Here's Smithy!

Post by Smithy » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:29 pm

Uhm.... So yeah... I'm new here :)

All the way from South Africa!! and no, we don't ride around on the backs of lions, although that sounds like fun.... mmmm....

Don't know what else there is to say... been reading Reallife since 2000! Woop Woop!!

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Post by edge » Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:41 pm

If I had the chance, I would most certianly ride a lion around. A ferocious one. Striking fear into the hearts of standers by!

It would be sweet!

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Post by Arc Orion » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:48 pm

At least until the lion got wise and ate you.

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Post by Euthanatos » Mon Aug 29, 2005 5:51 pm

Well, if you don't ride around on lions, or pave your streets in diamonds, what the hell do you people do in South Africa, anyway?
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Post by nooboo » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:25 pm

have a king size double bed that puts the rest of the world to shame, according to some of my mates who are from there

oh and have some great food products they dont do in the uk now

though lion riding sounds more fun...
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Post by Smithy » Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:32 pm

[quote="Euthanatos";p="537946"]Well, if you don't ride around on lions, or pave your streets in diamonds, what the hell do you people do in South Africa, anyway?[/quote]

Well, we mostly tend to do the same things people in other countries do, such as play games, watch porn and pirate about everything that doesn't already fall into the aforementioned categories.

Apart from that, we try and dodge killer taxi's and other public transport dangers. :)
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Post by edge » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:05 pm

We have those here too. They are the number one cause of death in my city. At least, that's if you ask me......
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Post by Euthanatos » Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:22 pm

I'm barely aware we even have taxi drivers here. Metro buses bitchslap them so much that it's really not worth it.
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Post by HTRN » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:39 am

Here, they're hunted for sport.


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Post by kaiju01 » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:01 am

Smithy, a friend and I were having a highly philosophical and cerebral discussion that I think you could help us with. Would you please lend some credence to the fact that people in South Africa wrestle Great Whites?

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Post by Smithy » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:00 am

I don't know about wrestling them, that would be kinda stupid.... except maybe if they were really not hungry... hmmm...

Some of the psycho people do however touch the great white's noses with their hands and make them keel over, but thats about it.

So no, there won't be any Great White Wrestling Federation matches this week.... Maybe next week... When the sailors are more drunk. :)
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Re: Mwhahahahahaha!!!! Here's Smithy!

Post by FireAza » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:12 pm

[quote="Smithy";p="537918"]All the way from South Africa!! and no, we don't ride around on the backs of lions, although that sounds like fun.... mmmm....[/quote]
I actually thought you might ride around on an elephant or something. I'm getting the mental image of a person lifting a leg to get on the back of a lion and having the lion suddenly bite him in the crotch. I know how you feel about being stereotyped, I'm from Australia.
/me rides around in a kangaroo, with a koala on his back, wearing a slouch hat, while throwing boomerangs in all directions and wrestling a crocodile
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[quote="Smithy";p="537918"]Well, we mostly tend to do the same things people in other countries do, such as play games, watch porn and pirate about everything that doesn't already fall into the aforementioned categories.[/quote]
You mean to say you don't pirate porn or games!? For shame!
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Post by workmad3 » Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:44 pm

Hi smithy, welcome to the forums. Be warned that people here are not your normal kind of person (as can be demonstarted by reading any of the other welcome threads, especially the Hi from sunny manchester and Hi all threads)
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Re: Mwhahahahahaha!!!! Here's Smithy!

Post by Smithy » Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:28 pm

[quote="FireAza";p="538271"]
I actually thought you might ride around on an elephant or something. I'm getting the mental image of a person lifting a leg to get on the back of a lion and having the lion suddenly bite him in the crotch. I know how you feel about being stereotyped, I'm from Australia.[/quote]

Well, don't forget about Australians and their love of sheep... that one is real popular over here. And yes, we also pirate games, but not porn, well sometimes.... Damnit! I'm digging my grave here!

Oh yeah and Workmad3: I'm not even close to normal!!!! Mwhahaha!! So hide your daughters!, just not too well, cause I suck at hide and go seek.
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Post by nooboo » Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:18 pm

so is it true that you have huge beds over there??
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