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Alternate forms of energy for your home desktop

Post by TheWonton » Mon Oct 10, 2005 7:56 pm

If your computer could no longer run on electricity from the plug.. what interesting way of getting electricity would you want/prefer?

One of my friends joked she would want a computer that was powered by ****-sucking.

I want a computer that would be powered by fart nodules (Little flakes of poo that fly out of your ass when you fart).

How do you want your computers to run?
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Post by Blaze » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:04 pm

A computer that is powered by your preocupation with butts, butt holes, and poo, you demented freak. It'd never run out of power!
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Post by KaymeeraUnleashed » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:07 pm

A computer that self-powers from it's own personal heat emissions at 500+% efficiency. Not only will it run cooler, it wouldn't need an inlet of power whatsoever...

Damn the law of the Conservation of Energy!

Posted Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:09 pm:

[quote="Blaze";p="551685"]A computer that is powered by your preocupation with butts, butt holes, and poo, you demented freak. It'd never run out of power![/quote]

Oh yeah, I agree with that too...

/me gets onto the bandwagon...
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Post by SunTzu » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:12 pm

It would be run by a bandwagon.
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Post by thanopstru » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:15 pm

electricity through the internet! wireless electricity woo!

You know you want electrical currents swimming through the air, just waiting for you to walk into them...
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Post by thejerseyminx » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:17 pm

hmmm I want a pc run by a hamster wheel.
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Post by Deacon » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:20 pm

TheWonton, seriously, I don't know what your deal is, but I'm willing to bet money that you either lied through your teeth when specifying the year in your birthdate or you're simply an uber-dork.
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Post by Blaze » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:20 pm

[quote="thanopstru";p="551693"]electricity through the internet! wireless electricity woo!

You know you want electrical currents swimming through the air, just waiting for you to walk into them...[/quote]

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Post by edge » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:49 pm

I've already invented an alternate form of generating electricity. But I can't tell you because it's a secret.
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Post by HTRN » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:52 pm

I didn't think it was possible, but The Wonton may actually be worse than HamburgerVietnam...

Where's Gregtron when you need that control obsessed computer?


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Post by Memo » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:52 pm

Something like this.
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Post by Skorpion » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:11 pm

I want a steam turbine-powered computer. Runs on anything flammable.

Or maybe a nuclear one.
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Post by JeppZer » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:54 pm

ooh, yes! I want a mini nuclear reactor on my desktop!
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Post by kaiju01 » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:08 pm

Such a post mandates this reference:
... a computer powered by Ed Begley's own sense of self-satisfaction
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Post by Deacon » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:36 pm

Or maybe Kevin Federline's undeserved sense of accomplishment. You could power whole continents.
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