I've decided that life sucks

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I've decided that life sucks

Post by Imagine » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:41 am

how the hell can god justify giving a 16 year old virgin an uncureable std fuck this.
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Post by Teranfirbt » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:47 am

Wait...
What?
Obviously, despite being a virgin, you're not exactly, "Sexually inactive"
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Re: I've decided that life sucks

Post by Blaze » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:13 am

Unless it was contracted via a blood transfusion or something, in which case, SUE THE PUNKS RESPONSIBLE!

So sorry to hear that... Let me know if you need an ear. Is it life threatening?
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Post by Tasty Biscuit Toothpaste » Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:26 am

HIV can also be inherited from parents, Blaze.
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Re: I've decided that life sucks

Post by Rorschach » Thu Oct 20, 2005 9:11 am

[quote="Imagine";p="554141"]I've decided that life sucks[/quote]

Maybe yours

Mine is fucking great
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Post by Bigity » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:12 pm

Really, more details are needed here.
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Post by Infin8Cyn » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:25 pm

1) God is dead.
2) Don't forget Herpes is incurable too.
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Re: I've decided that life sucks

Post by edge » Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:57 pm

[quote="Rorschach";p="554180"][quote="Imagine";p="554141"]I've decided that life sucks[/quote]

Maybe yours

Mine is fucking great[/quote]

Rorschach; We all wish we could be you :P Unfortunatly, science hasn't allowed that to happen, nor have I located the door that can place us in your mind +10 points for anyone who catches the refrence.
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Post by PhoenixGeek » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:24 pm

Being John Malkovich, give me my 10 points.
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Post by edge » Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:58 pm

/me gives PhoenixGeek the 10 points


I really didn't think anyone would catch it that fast :P
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Post by Blaze » Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:41 pm

How could we not? Most obvious thing I've read in months. :P
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Post by Deacon » Thu Oct 20, 2005 6:52 pm

No kidding.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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Re: I've decided that life sucks

Post by HTRN » Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:09 pm

[quote="edge";p="554237"][quote="Rorschach";p="554180"][quote="Imagine";p="554141"]I've decided that life sucks[/quote]

Maybe yours

Mine is fucking great[/quote]

Rorschach; We all wish we could be you :P Unfortunatly, science hasn't allowed that to happen, nor have I located the door that can place us in your mind +10 points for anyone who catches the refrence.[/quote]

Being John Malkcovich.

And the one buggering obsessed "smutty wee man" on this planet is enough, thankyou. :P


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Post by Rileyrat » Thu Oct 20, 2005 11:41 pm

The best/worst part is, we all know someone that is atleast a wannabe Rors
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Post by AzraeL » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:29 am

Burned :P
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