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SevTiZ · Post by **SevTiZ** » Sun May 22, 2005 12:12 am

Awesome stuff, Deacon, just a little too long for a sig. It's no fun if you start reading at the middle or end, then have to wait for it to loop through.

maybe just do a comic-layout with those and post 'em in Creativity.

Rileyrat · Post by **Rileyrat** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:01 am

My ava is none other than the all powerful Shake! Nothing like a raging idiot to make an American anime hilarious. As for my sig, it imbodies my feelings on all music. I don't care where or who started it or anything like that. All I know is when I find something I like I rock it.

Lunatic Jedi · Post by **Lunatic Jedi** » Sun May 22, 2005 10:31 pm

Mine is a sillhouette of Sam Fisher, quite possibly the coolest human to ever not really exist. It has an annoying gray border on it which I should probably edit out... but that requires doing things... and I don't feel like it.

StruckingFuggle · Post by **StruckingFuggle** » Sun May 22, 2005 10:40 pm

Except for the fact that Fryman and Meatwad are funnier than Shake, who's usually just fuckin' annoying, Rileyrat.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:59 am

Shake, however, sometimes has the funniest lines. The opening bit of Interfection, for instance, is still one of my most favorite parts of any ATHF episode ever, right up until he clicks the first or second pop-up ad. After that, it kinda starts going downhill a bit, but up until then: a gem.

Jezebel · Post by **Jezebel** » Mon May 23, 2005 8:38 am

Boromirs name is spelled incorrectly on the second one deacon.

NotQuiteDead · Post by **NotQuiteDead** » Mon May 23, 2005 12:00 pm

Avatar--well, in light of all the Star Warts hype....

Sig--I found the lyrics, did up a really nice-font thing, sent it to my girlfriend with a note attached that said, "This is me, I miss you." (She loved it!) My sig is a reminder to me that she will be here soon.

JonnWood · Post by **JonnWood** » Mon May 23, 2005 6:58 pm

I was reading the FMA manga online, and I started Photoshopping stuff that would make funny banners. Frankly, I'm surprised they were able to cram so much Innuendo into those things. It makes Harry Potter look like Barney.

And my personal favorite.

I'll send the entire set, and a few more from Fire Emblem, as a ZIP in an email, if you ask nicely.

My current ban is something I saw on dA.

Posted Mon May 23, 2005 2:16 pm:

One: To big a filesize. Two:
[quote="Deacon";p="498574"]

[/quote]
/me grabs Deacon: WHat's WORNG with you!?!?

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:22 pm

I didn't make those images, sir. I just thought they were funny.

JonnWood · Post by **JonnWood** » Mon May 23, 2005 7:23 pm

[quote="Smaointe";p="498027"]My current avatar is my Hello Kitty barbell. Before that, Tim from The Office - he's my hero. Before that, Hello Kitty. Before that... beats the hell outta me, I can barely remember what day it is today.

My signature is SPAMSPAMWONDERFULSPAM that I would have changed a long time ago, except I know that FireAza doesn't like it, so I left it there.[/quote]Wow. Emma has a sexy tongue.

Posted Mon May 23, 2005 2:24 pm:

[quote="Skand";p="498096"]Mine is a mystery .... and a sad truth

and possible something i photohacked together out of this flash animation

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php[/quote]

You mean the one I first posted on this forum?

Posted Mon May 23, 2005 2:31 pm:

[quote="BadMonkey";p="497901"]I'm a phony. a big fat phony.[/quote]I wish I had milk so I could squirt it out my nose.

Posted Mon May 23, 2005 2:35 pm:

[quote="HemiCuda";p="3660"]mine is unexplainable... it's just there

[/quote]I saw the season finale. I'm a twelfth level wizard!

Posted Mon May 23, 2005 2:57 pm:

[quote="Deacon";p="498984"]Shake, however, sometimes has the funniest lines. The opening bit of Interfection, for instance, is still one of my most favorite parts of any ATHF episode ever, right up until he clicks the first or second pop-up ad. After that, it kinda starts going downhill a bit, but up until then: a gem.[/quote]DO you have a transcript? Or is it one of those things you have to see?

RandyWang · Post by **RandyWang** » Mon May 23, 2005 9:19 pm

[quote="JonnWood";p="499204"][quote="Smaointe";p="498027"]My current avatar is my Hello Kitty barbell. Before that, Tim from The Office - he's my hero. Before that, Hello Kitty. Before that... beats the hell outta me, I can barely remember what day it is today.

My signature is SPAMSPAMWONDERFULSPAM that I would have changed a long time ago, except I know that FireAza doesn't like it, so I left it there.[/quote]Wow. Emma has a sexy tongue.[/quote]

Fangirl!

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Tue May 24, 2005 5:39 am

Posted Mon May 23, 2005 4:37 pm:

JonnWood, it's better if you see it, but I can post a transcript tonight.

Posted Tue May 24, 2005 12:38 am:

Alright, well here's the transcript for the opening of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force (aka ATHF) episode 14 of Season 1 called Interfection, done over the span of a long time (I think about 30 to 45 minutes) by yours truly instead of doing the responsible thing and going to bed, using Winamp to skip back and forth:

<LIVING ROOM, SHAKE ON THE RECLINER, MEATWAD ON THE FLOOR>

SHAKE: Plaque is a figment of the liberal media and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and pastes. Now, I've read the arguments on both sides, and I haven't found ANY evidence yet to support the need to brush your teeth. Ever.

MEATWAD: I don't know how you'd know; you ain't got no teeth--

SHAKE: Well I got RID of my teeth at a young age. Because...I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get 'em.

MEATWAD: If teeth make me gay then sign me up, 'cause I wish I had 'em.

SHAKE: You doubt me!

MEATWAD: Yeh.

SHAKE: Well let's compute it, and I will solve the answer...to your face! Come on! To the crime lab!

<FRYLOCK'S ROOM, IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, SHAKE AT THE KEYBOARD>

MEATWAD: Frylock says this ain't the crime lab, an' this is his room, and he don't like us in it--

SHAKE: Will you HUSH?! You wanna damage the search engine? (Looks back at computer) Computer! Search for teeth...and plaque...conspiracy. (Types on Google knock-off page: teeth, "plaque conspiracy", ) ...And Metallica. (adds: metallica)

MEATWAD: And Justin Timberlake. (Shake ignores him and scans the search results) Do Justin Timberlake. ...J-U-S--

SHAKE: (suppressed intensity) Please hush up! The search needs complete silence to work.

MEATWAD: Oh, shoot! I forgot! (whispers) I'm sorry.

SHAKE: Well, I'M sorry, but if YOU can learn that little lesson, then someone's going to get their little mouth stabbed shut with skewers! And THEN we'll see how easily the axe slices through the meat!

MEATWAD: (eyes get big, then starts bawling)

SHAKE: Alright, OK. Maybe that was a little huge. ...Listen, I would NEVER hit you with an axe.

MEATWAD: (sobs subside as he pauses for a second and looks up at SHAKE)

SHAKE: ...When you had skewers stabbed through your mouth.

MEATWAD: (immediately resumes crying)

SHAKE: (hurriedly) I would think one or the other would be enough!

<BRIEF CHIRP IS HEARD FROM THE COMPUTER>

MEATWAD: (suddenly all better and now interested) Well, hey, look at that! (referring to pop-up shown on the screen) Are you over 18?

SHAKE: Yes! Click yes for yes.

<CLICKS, MORE GENERIC AND STEREOTYPICAL POP-UPS CASCADE ACROSS THE SCREEN>

MEATWAD: (referencing the last one to pop up on top of the others) Well alright! Free money! You ain't even gotta leave the house...

SHAKE: (hurriedly shoves MEATWAD over and away as he squeezes in next to the keyboard) Oop, please move away--pl--will you just--that one's mine--I asked SOMEBODY TO SEND THAT TO ME PLEASE! (clicks)

MEATWAD: (referring to the latest of several new pop-ups) Alright! Five point nine percent over APR! You don't get THAT every day.

SHAKE: Are you KIDDING?? With APR like that I could just DIE!!

MEATWAD: Click on it.

SHAKE: Click it!

The episode then goes on to where pop-ups begin materializing IN the room with them, and they go nuts trying to hit every button and getting credit card required messages and then seeing another one across the room to apply for a credit card, etc.

Posted Tue May 24, 2005 1:02 am:

Now posted to http://www.firekite.com/ for posterity.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Tue May 24, 2005 6:32 pm

Current Avatar: Motoko Kusanagi (as designed by my friend Sam).

Because I can kick ass just like her.

Or will, as soon as I get by cybernetic body upgrade.

JonnWood · Post by **JonnWood** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:16 pm

[quote="RandyWang";p="499267"][quote="JonnWood";p="499204"][quote="Smaointe";p="498027"]My current avatar is my Hello Kitty barbell. Before that, Tim from The Office - he's my hero. Before that, Hello Kitty. Before that... beats the hell outta me, I can barely remember what day it is today.

My signature is SPAMSPAMWONDERFULSPAM that I would have changed a long time ago, except I know that FireAza doesn't like it, so I left it there.[/quote]Wow. Emma has a sexy tongue.[/quote]

Fangirl!

[/quote]
/me checks
No, no, I do, innfact have a penis.

Posted Tue May 24, 2005 2:18 pm:

[quote="gravity";p="499645"]Current Avatar: Motoko Kusanagi (as designed by my friend Sam).

Because I can kick ass just like her.

Or will, as soon as I get by cybernetic body upgrade.

[/quote]I hear they're pretty cheap now. Only 5% APR.

Bigity · Post by **Bigity** » Tue May 24, 2005 7:21 pm

<-- The Draconis Combine symbol. I use various Classic BT avatars from time to time, as well as an animated gif of the boss in Bionic Commando (the one where his head blows up). I want to find some Shadowrun avatars, but haven't really looked yet.

My sig is old, from when I played WoW.

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