A Not-So-Simple Bet

IBringSomethingToTheTable · Post by **IBringSomethingToTheTable** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 5:57 pm

Ok!

So about a week ago, I made a very stupid bet with a bunch of my friends because I seem to think I can pull anything off; however, I'm now having second thoughts.

I was with a group of my friends, and we were talking about how people can be persuaded to do pretty much anything. So I, having a big mouth, say to everyone, "I could get anybody to do anything." And of course that sparked a whole big thing that ended up with me getting slapped with the following task: I can collect $5 from each of my five friends if I can get a random girl OF THEIR CHOICE to kick me in the ass (I get an extra $5 if she does it more than once), BUT SHE CAN'T KNOW I'M DOING IT AS A BET. And in my infinite arrogance, I accepted. Now the next time we're all out, I've either gotta perform, or pay up, and I'd hate to admit it but I don't quite think I'm gonna be able to pull this off.

So to everyone out there (the ladies especially), how do I get a random girl to kick me in the ass (more than once because if I'm gonna do this, I gotta do it right)? I need to know!

I look forward to hearing everyone's repsonses!

CyberEd · Post by **CyberEd** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:04 pm

you were drunk, weren't ya ?

and I can tell you how to get slapped, or kicked in the nuts... maybe it you turn quickly enough...

Gowerlypuff · Post by **Gowerlypuff** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:26 pm

Quite simple, make another bet with her with your forfeit as being kicked in the ass (I'm sure there's SOME girl that would take that up), and lose it. Win.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:29 pm

Go up to a girl and offer her 10 bucks to kick you in the ass TWICE.

Mention nothing of the bet.

Collect you're winnings.

It's that damn simple.

HTRN

FireAza · Post by **FireAza** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:58 pm

I'd have to agree with CyberEd's suggestion, I just hope you can turn around in time

adciv · Post by **adciv** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:36 am

Go with HTRN's sugestion. It's the one most likely to work.

AdmiralKnight · Post by **AdmiralKnight** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 4:55 am

Only problem is that it has to be a girl of his friends' choice, so I'd go HTRN's suggestion... or just ask her to kick you. You never know

IBringSomethingToTheTable · Post by **IBringSomethingToTheTable** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:06 am

For whatever reason, I don't think that flat-out asking a random girl to kick me in the ass would produce the desired effect. She'd probably look at me funny and walk off. Not that I can say I blame her; the whole thing is pretty strange after all. And paying some girl off doesn't really sound too promising either for the simple reason that it's just plain weird to pay someone to kick you. I mean of course the bet is weird but she has no idea what I'm doing so I doubt that it would work. Good suggestions so far though! Keep them coming!

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:36 am

IBringSomethingToTheTable, you need to be a little more personable and have a trustworthy demeanor. Are there any restrictions on where this is to occur? It'd be good if there's a place where you can strike up a quick conversation and tell them that yes you know it's weird, but please trust me, it's no big deal, I just need you kick me in the ass in front of these guys who are convinced that I would be unable to talk anyone into doing so.

Unless you're ugly, then just pay her.

Imagine · Post by **Imagine** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 5:38 am

Its definitely simple. Just hope the girl they choose is some ditzy teenager easily paid off, I go with HRTN

Post by **Blaze** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:12 am

Probably something you haven't considered is to go to a bar or something with a target on your butt.

But that just brings up a whole new set of problems.

IBringSomethingToTheTable · Post by **IBringSomethingToTheTable** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:23 am

I'm actually very charismatic and outgoing, but I've never done anything like this before so it's kind of hard to approach. If I can avoid paying her off, I'd like to, but if it can't be helped, it can't be helped. There's gotta be some sort of way I can entice a girl to kick me without opening up my pocket and without making her think I'm a complete asshole.

Plenty of girls kick guys in the ass all the time. All I have to do is figure out a major reason for it, do it, and I'm in. So, once again, to all the ladies, what's makes you want to kick a guy in the ass, namely one you don't know (if anything would make you want to do it, that is)?

I'm open to anything!

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:37 am

[quote="IBringSomethingToTheTable";p="566113"]I seem to think I can pull anything off[/quote]
Forget friends. It's best to not get involved with people in your future career

Shyknight · Post by **Shyknight** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:51 pm

That's easy dude. Just flirt with her a lot, then somehow steer the conversation to fighting and/or gender superiority, and declare very enthusiastically there is NO way she could kick your ass. Then just keep walking and don't look behind you. OR simply kick her in the ass first, and she'll naturally do the same back to you in retaliation. If she likes you she'll do it to flirt, or if she's genuinely offended she might really hurt you. Either way you win.

That said, you're kind of a jerk to be bragging about your manipulation skills. I hope you had a slice or two of humble pie for thanksgiving.

Also, notice that NONE of the girls at these forums are amused with your bet or bother to post in this thread.

AzraeL · Post by **AzraeL** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 1:34 pm

strike up a conversation in which you persist that girls cant lift 1 foot up higher then their knee. place your ass in the right direction. voila!

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