A Not-So-Simple Bet

IBringSomethingToTheTable · Post by **IBringSomethingToTheTable** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 3:50 pm

In response to what shyknight said, I actually never bragged about any "manipulation skills." Manipulation usually implies some sort of malintent with a hidden agenda, but all I said was that I can be persuasive. It's really just a stupid bet, and I'm not trying to offend anyone, but since none of you know me I guess it's very easy to get the wrong impression. To all of the girls in this forum who might have been offended, realize that the whole thing is being done in good nature, and my friends are just messing around with me. This is what we do, honestly, and it's nothing to get annoyed about. In fact, most of the people in on this particular bet happen to BE girls, so I don't really see why anyone should be "not amused." Having said that, I hope that people will be able to take this a little more light-hearted in the future, and that whoever seems to think that I'm a haughty moron that I'm not. I accepted the bet because I thoguht it was funny, not because I'm arrogant. I just have a very strange sense of humor and that I'm not trying to upset or offend anyone.

bambi38 · Post by **bambi38** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:05 pm

1. I am a girl.
2. I would LOVE to kick you in the ass and if I got paid to do so, then I must be having a great day.
3. Bragging in general is a stupid idea if you can't live up to your promises. It's easy to get a girl to kick you in the ass, and if you can't manage that maybe bragging is just not for you. I hear knitting is a nice hobby.

IBringSomethingToTheTable · Post by **IBringSomethingToTheTable** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:40 pm

I'm not arguing that it was a bad idea to shoot my mouth off, I was just hoping that if I expressed the situation to a large group of people, ONE of them would have an idea for me.

Now, I will live up to my promise; if not by hook then certainly by crook. But since you seem to think that it's so easy to get a girl to kick you in the ass, why don't you tell me what to do?

PS: I suck at knitting. I wasn't bad at latch-hook though...

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 8:49 pm

Sigh, why do people have to do things the hard way?

HTRN

bambi38 · Post by **bambi38** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:13 pm

Maybe you didn't understand how great of a day I would truly be having if I got paid to kick someone in the ass. I can't give you any ideas that you haven't thought of yourself or have been told by other forum members. To me, you just seem scared to go through with it. There's nothing I can do to fix that.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:50 pm

Somebody has some pent up hostility...

HTRN

bambi38 · Post by **bambi38** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 11:26 pm

What a silly thing to say. Maybe try going back and reading it in Barry White's voice?

RubyJ · Post by **RubyJ** » Sat Nov 26, 2005 7:54 am

Your friends are boring. After a big argument that's the best they could come up with? If I had any say in it, it would be to convince a girl of their choosing to kick a guy of their choosing in the ass. No explanations.

thejerseyminx · Post by **thejerseyminx** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:34 am

if a random guy came up to me and asked me to kick him in the ass, I would most likely do it...

then again I like kicking people... especially guys.

yes, I know I am weird.

Judo-Marsupial · Post by **Judo-Marsupial** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:59 am

If you live in or near a college town then it's no sweat, I racked up 26 slaps just by asking for them... You can go into bars right, it helps if everyone is drunk.

IBringSomethingToTheTable · Post by **IBringSomethingToTheTable** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:41 pm

Well, I ran into an old friend of mine the other day, and I asked her to kick me in the ass. Like I flat out just asked her to do it; she refused! And this is someone who actually KNOWS me! I did it to test the waters, you know?

Now I figure that if someone who isn't a total stranger won't do it if I just ask them, then I really don't know how it's possible to get someone I don't know to do it by just asking them.

Granted it depends on the girl, but there are of course better ways to market this than others. The point is that it's a really weird request, and most girls will probably be turned off if I just ask them to kick me. What's the most unoffensive way to approach this, short of flat out asking and paying the girl off?

[quote="bambi38";p="566289"] It's easy to get a girl to kick you in the ass [/quote]

So then I should have an fool-proof answer in no time!

Amun-Ra · Post by **Amun-Ra** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 7:59 pm

[quote="IBringSomethingToTheTable";p="566687"]
[quote="bambi38";p="566289"] It's easy to get a girl to kick you in the ass [/quote]

So then I should have an fool-proof answer in no time!

[/quote]

Yeah, HTRN said it. You walk up to a girl and say, "Hey, I'll give you $10 bucks to kick me in the ass twice". You could even act like you're drunk, I find that people are a lot more apt to laugh at a drunk guy than to get angry or wierded out by them because they know (or think they know) why they're doing wierd shit.

TuefelHundenIV · Post by **TuefelHundenIV** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:08 pm

*smacks you with a wet fish* why would you make such a bet....i want to play poker with you some time.

bambi38 · Post by **bambi38** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:04 pm

You should pony up the dough... and then never brag again about being able to get people to do whatever you want.

Infin8Cyn · Post by **Infin8Cyn** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:52 pm

a kick in the ass? That's it?
5friends * $5 = $25
"Hey, will you kick me hard in the ass for $5? Yes? Sweet."
Profit.

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