A Not-So-Simple Bet

[Rileyrat]

I have to agree with alot of people here, last time I won a bet I had to get my stomach pumped later, cured me of making stupid bets. The bet before that required me going up to a table full of guys and one girl, putting my arm around the girl and just start talking, for 30seconds. Oddly enough, Army guys tend to make bets that will result in bodily harm.

[IBringSomethingToTheTable]

So it seems that the #1 way to get a girl to kick me in the ass is to pay her off. I personally would rather implement a way that doesn't involve me paying her off, because I think it would be cooler that way, but if no one can come up with anything else then I guess I'll just have to stick with that.

Any other suggestions?

[thejerseyminx]

dude, you're on here asking for ways to win a bet.. a bet which is only in place because you bragged you could do something...

and NOW you're worried about being/looking cool?

[Deacon]

Dude. That Jersey Girl just put you in your place. Seriously. She's right.

[StruckingFuggle]

Besides, you obviously can't do it, since you need to ask us how to do it. So really, by default you should lose the bet.

[IBringSomethingToTheTable]

Actually, I have my own idea how to do it, and since I'm cheap, I'm going to use it instead. I wanted to see if anyone could come up with something better, but since no one did, I'll just proceed to plan B! I appreciate all the feedback though, and I'll let you know how it goes. I should be seeing everyone again tomorrow or Wednesday, so wish me luck!

PS: Last minute ideas are always welcome, but not necessary. Thanks again, and I'll let you all know what happense since you're all probably DYING to know.

[HTRN]

[quote="IBringSomethingToTheTable";p="567163"]So it seems that the #1 way to get a girl to kick me in the ass is to pay her off. I personally would rather implement a way that doesn't involve me paying her off, because I think it would be cooler that way, but if no one can come up with anything else then I guess I'll just have to stick with that.

Any other suggestions?[/quote]

Winning bets isn't about looking "cool".

It's about getting money from people.

That's why they use "money".


HTRN

[JeppZer]

Dude, if you can't get kicked in the ass by a girl.. you suck!
Seriously? Just insult her and turn around.. how hard can it be?

[IBringSomethingToTheTable]

Ah, if only the female race was that easily negotiated!

Unfortunately, you have those less-than-admirable vixens that like to go for the nuts, even if they can't get a clean shot, which always makes insulting them a risky bet, no matter what you're trying to get.

HTRN is very resolute on the money issue, and I admire for it, because he's got a good point; cash talks. I mean, who wouldn't wanna snag a few extra bucks for kicking some stupid guy in the ass a few times? I know I would jump on it. Still, there's always that one dumb bitch that walks away, so you can never be too sure of yourself, which I obviously did but that's neither here nor there.

Anyway, I think the point is that there really isn't a fool-proof way to get a girl to kick you in the ass (and if there is, I've yet to hear it). So, like I said, I've got a trick or two up my sleeve, and we'll see what happens. Hopefully I don't get stuck with a problematic bitch who has something against kicking people in the ass.

[Deacon]

Personally, I find you to be a problematic bitch. All this somewhat dorky talk about getting a chick to kick you in the ass, and then announce after pathetic pleas for advice that you've got tricks up your sleeve, even a "Plan B!" to execute, but you're going to tantalize us by withholding this supposed brilliance. Right. This, to me, smacks of the voice-cracking braggadocio brought about by too many bottles of beer around a sausagefest D&D table where you exaggerate or just plain invent tales of sexual conquest and weave webs of barely believed deception about your deftness in manipulating members of the fairer sex. Having thrust your e-penis out there for all to admire, you find yourself suddenly deflated, met with visages of uncertainty, doubt, and disbelief. So, naturally, you go with the sure thing, the one thing you know about women: rejection. Now you're in a pickle, because now you've entered a bet with your horse-faced companions that requires you to not only be near a girl, but to walk up to a girl of their choosing and somehow convince her to kick you in the ass rather than the usual laughter, drink in the face, or "I've got mace!" So, naturally, you turn to the internet, only the other members of your Babylon 5 Fans 4 Ever EZBoard can't know you've stooped so low, so you come here to tell us about it.

Right. Plan B.

[SevTiZ]

*applauds* Deacon, you rock... but you already knew that, hence the "Metal Conan"

As for sausagefest D&D sessions and booze... "If there's any girls there, I wanna DO them!"

[IBringSomethingToTheTable]

Whoa! That REALLY hurt Deacon! Getting ripped apart by little nancy boys on the computer REALLY makes me sad. Why don't you stop trying to make people you've never met before feel bad with your empty insults and retarded arugments. Go get laid or something, from the sound of that post it sounds like you could use a little pussy in your diet (or dick, whatever floats your boat, I couldn't care less.) I may have beat a dead horse but seriously, who cares? It's a stupid bet. If you don't like it, go post someplace someplace else, or better yet go jerk off. Nobody wants to hear you complain.

Sev, do yourself a favor. Why don't YOU say something worthwhile so you don't have to hang off the dick of someone who obviously coudln't care less who you are or what you think. Someone needs a new hobby.

Now if no one replied to this post, it would have died a long time ago. So if you don't like it, do yourself and everyone else a favor and don't give it any publicity. I know it's probably a lot to reason, but try your hardest and I'm sure it will make sense once you read it over a few dozen times.

Unless you wanna go back and forth exchanging insults over the internet every day, I suggest you both drop it. Because really, its pathetic.

[Deacon]

Wow...I really touched a nerve. While my post was largely in jest, it looks like I may have hit closer to home than I really intended.

[Bigity]

Yea..I think he lost the bet, and the thread.

[IBringSomethingToTheTable]

Nah, it's all good! I couldn't just let you bully the n00b, hahaha! Bet's still on, I'll let you know how it goes.