A Not-So-Simple Bet

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Re: A Not-So-Simple Bet

Post by TuefelHundenIV » Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:39 pm

[quote="kizba";p="567600"]This thread has me thinking what it would take to make me kick a stranger in the behind. I honestly don't think that anyone could say or do anything (apart from letting me in on the bet and perhaps buying me off) to make me kick them. I just can't imagine inflicting violence on a perfect stranger. I'm just not built that way.

Now if it was someone I know and love then I'd kick them at the drop of a hat. :twisted:[/quote] Glad I am not one of your friends thats some tough love lol. Yes I know this is stupid but I deserve my stupid moment for the day.
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Post by RubyJ » Sat Dec 03, 2005 8:10 am

Seriously, if you and your buddies are out at the bar on a busy night, they'd be hard-pressed to find a girl that won't kick you in the ass just because you ask her to. And if you're really that concerned, go with HTRN's idea. Your ever-so-coy "Plan B" is a good way to mess the whole thing up.
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:09 pm

Your ever-so-coy "Plan B" is a good way to mess the whole thing up.
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Re: A Not-So-Simple Bet

Post by IBringSomethingToTheTable » Sat Dec 03, 2005 5:53 pm

Well, after about a week or so of hype, last night was the big night, and the results are in. I'm happy to say, I'm $25 richer thanks to my, as RubyJ put it, "ever-so-coy" Plan B!

As it turned out, we were all at a bar, and my friends picked out a girl. I went over to her, struck up a conversation, and then asked her for an opinion on my joke. She listened, kicked me several times, and even laughed when I finally delivered my punchline. Everyone was surprised, hell, even I was, and the girl was none the wiser.

So to all the non-believers, I laugh, and to all the supporters, I thank. To everyone, I hope you enjoyed the nonsense!

As always, any commentary is of course welcomed.
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Post by thejerseyminx » Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:51 pm

*yawns*
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Post by Snowrider » Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:23 pm

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Post by Lunatic Jedi » Sun Dec 04, 2005 2:15 am

And we're all very proud of you.

Here. Have a cookie.
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Post by RubyJ » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:00 am

It's amazing how he's the exact opposite of his user name.

Congrats on winning your bet, by the way.
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Post by Deacon » Sun Dec 04, 2005 7:02 am

Beautiful ZING! from RubyJ. Going for the knock-out, there, folks.
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Post by IBringSomethingToTheTable » Sun Dec 04, 2005 4:37 pm

Oh I never said the turnout was going to be climactic! Give me a break!

And RubyJ, if I know who the hell you were, I'd buy you something nice for being oh-so-insightful throughtout this whole mess. Thank you for being such a GOOD sport! :wink:
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Post by Rileyrat » Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:14 pm

Ya know, I'll disagree with Deacon and butt heads with him...Hell we have done so a couple of times. But like SevTIZ said, sometimes the man is just plain right on the money about people. As to your comments twards him and SevTIZ, try reading more posts before you make such a statement off one damn thread...
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Post by RubyJ » Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:23 pm

[quote="IBringSomethingToTheTable";p="569266"]And RubyJ, if I know who the hell you were, I'd buy you something nice for being oh-so-insightful throughtout this whole mess. Thank you for being such a GOOD sport! :wink:[/quote]
You're quite welcome. I appreciate you, as well. [hugz]
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