Confessions: And this time it's personal

Complain or gush all you like - this is the place to do it.
Locked
User avatar
sneaky ninja
Chun Li!
Chun Li!
Posts: 5740
Joined: Wed May 21, 2003 7:26 pm
Real Name: Blair
Gender: Female
Location: British Columbia

Post by sneaky ninja » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:06 pm

Confession: I speak better Spanish when I'm drunk :?
Top
User avatar
Shyknight
Redshirt
Posts: 2394
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:01 pm
Real Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Location: Illinois

Post by Shyknight » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:52 pm

Confession: I'd like to get sneaky ninja drunk.

¡Oye, guachitoa! :wink:
"I am a powerful wizard!"
- me, when confronted by police
Top
User avatar
Terrene
Redshirt
Posts: 4785
Joined: Wed Mar 05, 2003 1:06 am
Real Name: ashton
Gender: Female
Location: city 17
Contact:
Contact Terrene

Post by Terrene » Sat Dec 10, 2005 8:36 pm

I measured my leg hair and it is 1/4 inch long.
Top
User avatar
sneaky ninja
Chun Li!
Chun Li!
Posts: 5740
Joined: Wed May 21, 2003 7:26 pm
Real Name: Blair
Gender: Female
Location: British Columbia

Post by sneaky ninja » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:32 pm

[quote="Shyknight";p="571937"]Confession: I'd like to get sneaky ninja drunk.

¡Oye, guachitoa! :wink:[/quote]

Okay, but I'm pretty sure speaking Spanish with me is about as far as you'd get :P
Top
User avatar
Rorschach
The Immoral Immortal
Posts: 17760
Joined: Tue Feb 18, 2003 7:35 am
Gender: Male
Location: Glasgow, Scotland

Post by Rorschach » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:39 pm

Looks like Shy'll be sugaring his own churro...
To Let
Top
User avatar
Shyknight
Redshirt
Posts: 2394
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:01 pm
Real Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Location: Illinois

Post by Shyknight » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:49 pm

LOL, I'll have to consult my black book.
"I am a powerful wizard!"
- me, when confronted by police
Top
User avatar
Blaze
Redshirt
Posts: 20221
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Michigan

Post by Blaze » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:09 am

[quote="sneaky ninja";p="571954"][quote="Shyknight";p="571937"]Confession: I'd like to get sneaky ninja drunk.

¡Oye, guachitoa! :wink:[/quote]

Okay, but I'm pretty sure speaking Spanish with me is about as far as you'd get :P[/quote]

You should be careful. You don't really know what actually does it for shy, do you? :P

"?Qual es tu nombre?"
"Oh yeah.... ah.... me llamo es Shy."
"Hola, Shy. ¿usted tienen gusto de una bebida?"
"OH GOD YES! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
err.... uhh.... si."
Image
Top
User avatar
Deacon
Shining Adonis
Posts: 44234
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:00 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Lakehills, TX

Post by Deacon » Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:27 am

Ay, Sneaky! Y conmigo? No me digas que lo más que podemos hacer es tener un momento de conversación. Por lo menos dígame que podré comprar una bebida para la bella ;) Y después, quizás podríamos platicar por un ratito, si?
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
Top
User avatar
KatFreak
Redshirt
Posts: 2672
Joined: Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:44 pm
Gender: Female
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Contact:
Contact KatFreak

Post by KatFreak » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:01 am

Confession: I took time from dancing around my room like a mad woman just to make a post about it. :D And now I am off to add bad singing to the mix!
Top
TuefelHundenIV
Redshirt
Posts: 97
Joined: Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:23 pm
Location: Omaha, NE

Re: Confessions: And this time it's personal

Post by TuefelHundenIV » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:06 am

confession: my malto meal just spooged me in the eye
"Truth is sharper then any two edged sword. Like such it cuts the careless."-J.R.P.
Image
Image
Top
User avatar
Blaze
Redshirt
Posts: 20221
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Michigan

Re: Confessions: And this time it's personal

Post by Blaze » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:14 am

[quote="TuefelHundenIV";p="572108"]confession: my malto meal just spooged me in the eye[/quote]

Does that turn you on?
Image
Top
User avatar
Deacon
Shining Adonis
Posts: 44234
Joined: Wed Jul 30, 2003 3:00 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Lakehills, TX

Post by Deacon » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:23 am

Yeah, that's not a confession. It's a rantette, maybe. A confession would be that it turned you on, and then you ended up rubbing one out into the kitchen sink while thinking of your best friend taking off his football pads and then not telling anyone or cleaning it up, just to see if your mom will get some on her hands.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
Top
User avatar
Blaze
Redshirt
Posts: 20221
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:31 pm
Location: Michigan

Post by Blaze » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:26 am

[quote="Deacon";p="572112"]Yeah, that's not a confession. It's a rantette, maybe. A confession would be that it turned you on, and then you ended up rubbing one out into the kitchen sink while thinking of your best friend taking off his football pads and then not telling anyone or cleaning it up, just to see if your mom will get some on her hands.[/quote]

I think Deacon just made a sort of Freudian confession of his own.

Confession: Deacon's post made me confess... in my pants.
Image
Top
User avatar
kaiju01
Redshirt
Posts: 3665
Joined: Mon Jul 21, 2003 6:41 pm
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Post by kaiju01 » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:39 am

Man the forums are hot lately!

Confession: I like to masturbate with the musical accompaniment of the theme from Dragon Heart.

You can't make this shit up, people.
Image
Image
Top
User avatar
Shyknight
Redshirt
Posts: 2394
Joined: Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:01 pm
Real Name: Joe
Gender: Male
Location: Illinois

Post by Shyknight » Sun Dec 11, 2005 6:43 am

Bah, you people took some innocent fun and turned into a circle jerk that involves Malt-o-meal.
"I am a powerful wizard!"
- me, when confronted by police
Top
Locked

Return to “Rants & Raves”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Petalbot and 1 guest