Confessions: And this time it's personal

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Post by Andy » Mon Aug 29, 2011 3:33 pm

Ugh, I hated Phonology class so much... I need to make a "Death to Peter Piper" badge for my bag. XD

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Post by ampersand » Wed Aug 31, 2011 5:38 pm

Confession: Pooped in the lady's restroom at a mall at 8:00am and didn't realize it until I had to go to the restroom again after lunch. That would explain why there wasn't any graffiti. No, I didn't get caught. :shame:

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Post by The Cid » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:45 pm

You pooped in the ladies' room? This is the kind of thing St. Peter reminds us about in the Big Line, you know.
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Post by Deacon » Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:55 pm

:lol:

Oh man... I actually started laughing out loud to myself here in my office. The way Cid put it was so much funnier...
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Post by dburn13579 » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:11 pm

ampersand wrote:Confession: Pooped in the lady's restroom at a mall at 8:00am
"I was wondering what those little baggies were doing in the restroom. I thought they were just pet doo bag refill stations or something..."
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Post by Andy » Wed Sep 21, 2011 11:22 am

ampersand wrote:Confession: Pooped in the lady's restroom at a mall at 8:00am and didn't realize it until I had to go to the restroom again after lunch. That would explain why there wasn't any graffiti. No, I didn't get caught. :shame:
You think there's no graffiti in the lady's restrooms? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Rorschach » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:01 pm

I've been in there. There is. It's all about me, and it's all complimentary.
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Post by Andy » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:12 pm

Rorschach wrote:I've been in there. There is. It's all about me,
Wow. So you're either:
1. In a boy band.
2. The God of PMS.
3. Team Edward.
4. Team Jacob.
5. Justin Bieber's lover in the astral plane.

I put my money on #5.
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Post by Rorschach » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:20 pm

You're making an adequate amount of sense.
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Post by Andy » Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:31 pm

Bathroom graffiti never makes sense.

Also, relevant to this thread:

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Post by ampersand » Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:10 am

Every time I befriend a girl I knew from high school and I see their Facebook photo album I feel like a pervy stalker. Somehow I feel glad I didn't end up marrying any of them. I'm not sure not being in a relationship is a good or bad situation.

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Post by hotterthanu » Fri Dec 02, 2011 2:27 pm

Confession: I don't really think I am hotter than you. I am just hotter than her :o

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Post by The Cid » Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:29 pm

Confession: after years of railing against the iPhone, today I got an iPhone. I feel defeated.
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Post by Deacon » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:41 am

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The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922

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Re: Confessions: And this time it's personal

Post by ampersand » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:10 am

And then get about thirty Apps to go with that iPhone.

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