Confessions: And this time it's personal
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Confessions: And this time it's personal
Confession: Pooped in the lady's restroom at a mall at 8:00am and didn't realize it until I had to go to the restroom again after lunch. That would explain why there wasn't any graffiti. No, I didn't get caught. :shame:
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You pooped in the ladies' room? This is the kind of thing St. Peter reminds us about in the Big Line, you know.
Hirschof wrote:I'm waiting for day you people start thinking with portals.
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Oh man... I actually started laughing out loud to myself here in my office. The way Cid put it was so much funnier...
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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"I was wondering what those little baggies were doing in the restroom. I thought they were just pet doo bag refill stations or something..."ampersand wrote:Confession: Pooped in the lady's restroom at a mall at 8:00am
"Cause dreams, they seem to cost money,
But money cost some dreams."
- 'Yeah, Sapphire', The Hold Steady
But money cost some dreams."
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You think there's no graffiti in the lady's restrooms? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!ampersand wrote:Confession: Pooped in the lady's restroom at a mall at 8:00am and didn't realize it until I had to go to the restroom again after lunch. That would explain why there wasn't any graffiti. No, I didn't get caught. :shame:

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I've been in there. There is. It's all about me, and it's all complimentary.
"Inadequate" means big, right?
"Inadequate" means big, right?
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Wow. So you're either:Rorschach wrote:I've been in there. There is. It's all about me,
1. In a boy band.
2. The God of PMS.
3. Team Edward.
4. Team Jacob.
5. Justin Bieber's lover in the astral plane.
I put my money on #5.

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Bathroom graffiti never makes sense.
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Confessions: And this time it's personal
Every time I befriend a girl I knew from high school and I see their Facebook photo album I feel like a pervy stalker. Somehow I feel glad I didn't end up marrying any of them. I'm not sure not being in a relationship is a good or bad situation.
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Confession: I don't really think I am hotter than you. I am just hotter than her 
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Confession: after years of railing against the iPhone, today I got an iPhone. I feel defeated.
Hirschof wrote:I'm waiting for day you people start thinking with portals.
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Install Tapatalk.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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And then get about thirty Apps to go with that iPhone.
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