Locked - a dumb little joke...

BSF Blade · Post by **BSF Blade** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:08 pm

well, 1 day, at summer camp, some kids planned to play a joke on their counsler. they poured gas on his chair, and had a lighter ready to light him on fire. so the counsler sat down, and his ass caught on fire. he then ran into the lake to extinguish the fire, but he never came out..... now, every full moon, he rises from the lake, with his ass still on fire, and instead of going back into the lake to get rid of the fire, he..... he... he runs around and screams...."MY ASS IS ON FIRE! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!"

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or for a waaaaay shorter version...

..then, the camp counseler rose from the lake, and started running and screaming "MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!"

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:09 pm

Wow, that was the stupidest joke ever. And I know a lot of the "Why did the x cross the road" jokes.

BSF Blade · Post by **BSF Blade** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:10 pm

no, it wasnt dumb, ur jus not gifted.

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:12 pm

BSF Blade, foolish mortal, wrote:no, it wasnt dumb, ur jus not gifted.

Yes, its an alternative joke. Alternative to good that is.

BSF Blade · Post by **BSF Blade** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:22 pm

WHY U LITTLE SHIT HOLE! IM GOING TO GUT U, TEAR OUT UR LUNGS, POUND UR KIDNEYS TILL THEY ARE A BLOODY MESS, THEN RIP UR TESTICLES DIRECTLY OUT OF UR BODY AND HIT U WIT THEM A COUPlE HUNDERD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND BY THE WAY, I LIKE LITTLE PUPPIES! THEY ARE SOFT! I AM A BANANA! I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Circe · Post by **Circe** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:23 pm

/me stares blankly at BSF Blade

don't make me..

BSF Blade · Post by **BSF Blade** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:25 pm

make u what? what u gonna do? throw ur little hamster at me?

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 8:25 pm

BSF Blade, foolish mortal he be, wrote:WHY U LITTLE SHIT HOLE! IM GOING TO GUT U, TEAR OUT UR LUNGS, POUND UR KIDNEYS TILL THEY ARE A BLOODY MESS, THEN RI UR TESTICLES DIRECTLY OUT OF UR BODY AND HIT U WIT THEM A COUPKE HUNDERD TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm more worried about going blind from all the caps you're using. Or going stupid from all the spelling errors.

And, for the record, by the time you even thought to try it, I would reach into your gut, pull out your intestines, braid them into a rope, and hang you with it.

Mav · Post by **Mav** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 10:20 pm

"Throw your little hamster at me"... ha ha good one, I'm going to have to remember that for next time.

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