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I have a small Penis (please be mature about Topic)::Help

Post by N.E.S. » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:35 am

First of all, I am 100 percent filipino. During my Highschool years (I am still a senior) I've been introduced to the internet. It started with playing Samurai War, then Gods of War, making forums, Gunbound, Gunz and all the types of Computer-Internet related activities imagineable.

I have 3 siblings whom I do not speak to, living with me; I'm all alone. If I don't wake up early enough, they wake up and use the computer the whole day. If one gets off the computer, then he let's some other sibling hold it for him.

Since it's basically 1 vs. 3, I find myself waking up 5 o 'clock in the morning to play and use the internet. But the bathroom is all the way upstairs. I've been holding my Pee a lot, to some degree where it hurts after getting throug every intial hold.

My Penis is 1 1/2 incheslong, not erected. I havef come to senior year, not needing to use the computer 24/7 like I used to. But I was wondering if there was someoway I can make my penis more veluptuous, maybe by drinking a lot of water and going to the bathroom on que whenever I feel the slightest incline to do so. Maybe eat more healthy, or something. I don't like taking pills for that kind of thing.

Please be mature about this Topic, I am looking for help

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Post by Teranfirbt » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:37 am

Maybe it's a genetic disposition..
You could always get surgery, they probably have penis enhancements by now...
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Post by Spongiform » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:38 am

Alright. Now I KNOW you're just trolling,

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Post by Dudeman325 » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:23 am

Seriously, find a shrink or someone that you can pay to talk to so we don't have to deal with this.
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Post by PVTHillbilly » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:25 am

/me sits up a sign reading "Please do not feed the trolls"
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Post by Blaze » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:28 am

/me orders a lock.
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Post by Martin Blank » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:40 am

/me orders the backseat moderators to the Principal's office.

If you're serious about your concern, you need to speak with your doctor. The only means of which I'm aware for treating a situation where a male's penis is smaller than it should be is through surgery. There's no water-based solution, no pills.
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Post by Deacon » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:37 am

Haha! This has to be a gimmick! If not, well, it's eye-poppingly entertaining.
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Post by N.E.S. » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:40 am

[quote="Deacon";p="583927"]Haha! This has to be a gimmick! If not, well, it's eye-poppingly entertaining.[/quote]

People make it out to be virtually impossible, that they think it's a gimmick--in which case, I probably have serious problems, because it isn't a gimmick.

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Post by PVTHillbilly » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:43 am

Well, if you figure it out, let my boyfriend in on the secret, allright?

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Re: I have a small Penis (please be mature about Topic)::Hel

Post by Judo-Marsupial » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:49 am

Here's my take on the whole thing: (not that you bastards care)

It's called "a sleeping dragon" I don't think that's a medical term or anything but that's the best way to decribe it. Small and innocent when it doesn't matter, but when it comes down to it... BAM or should I say WANG.

In the end who, beside you will be seeing it, unless it's being used for a more then one person activity (I mean peeing not the OTHER one person activity)

If it gets the job done then who gives a crap.

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Post by Negative Polarity » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:30 am

Pretty much. What, exactly, does the length of your non-erect penis have to do with anything? I'd be a hell of a lot more worried if it was 1.5 inches while you're sporting wood.
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Post by Deacon » Sun Jan 15, 2006 6:57 am

The flaccid penis size varies a lot and has almost nothing to do with size when fully erect. Additionally, 1.5" when flacid/withdrawn isn't actually tiny, really. Stop watching so much porn.
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Post by Jezebel » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:53 am

Yes, some guys are "showers" (ie big and long when limp, and all it does when it gets erect is sort of harden/widen, it doesn't really get longer), some guys are "growers" (smaller when limp, but when they become erect it grows to be normal/average length. ) Like Deacon says, 1 1/2 inches when limp doesn't sound abnormally small, when erect average size for a man is 5 1/4 I think? If it's around that size when you're erect that's nothing unusual at all. Most girls know that flaccid size does not equal erect size, and really the actual size of it doesn't really factor a whole lot in how enjoyable an experience will be.

I'm not sure what the rest of your post has to do with your penis size but okay.

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Post by Deacon » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:56 am

please be mature about Topic!
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