I have a small Penis (please be mature about Topic)::Help

Rorschach · Post by **Rorschach** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:14 am

In the unlikely event that this is not a wind-up: how're you for girth?

AustralianBloke · Post by **AustralianBloke** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:50 am

11 inches... Around!

kaiju01 · Post by **kaiju01** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 7:43 pm

Hence girth.

Lunatic Jedi · Post by **Lunatic Jedi** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:57 pm

Circumference or diameter?

The Fey · Post by **The Fey** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:56 pm

[quote="Lunatic Jedi";p="584098"]Circumference or diameter?[/quote]

...uh, ow?

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:13 pm

Either way, whoever is the receiver will end up looking like Goatse.

Southpaw · Post by **Southpaw** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:08 am

NES, if you were looking for a mature audience to discuss this issue, then this forum was obviously a bad choice. You need to see a doctor, and these assholes who can't get their snickering heads out of their asses for 5 seconds need to respect the fact that, while it would be very easy to make a fake post about something like this, that it could also be very real, and due to the innocence of some people who have never met with the cynicism of a good percentage of the miserable jerks on forums who make it their job to put other people down to feel better about themselves, he might be taking everything said here to heart.

In other words... READ THE F'ING TOPIC NAME, AND GROW UP.

Grr. /rant off

Calus · Post by **Calus** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:21 am

Calus gets a icewater bath ready for Southpaw.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:36 am

Southpaw is just jealous because mine is bigger than his.

Southpaw · Post by **Southpaw** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:42 am

w/e Deacon. I only wish there were an ignore feature on forums.

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 3:58 am

[quote="Southpaw";p="584160"]NES, if you were looking for a mature audience to discuss this issue, then this forum was obviously a bad choice. You need to see a doctor, and these assholes who can't get their snickering heads out of their asses for 5 seconds need to respect the fact that, while it would be very easy to make a fake post about something like this, that it could also be very real, and due to the innocence of some people who have never met with the cynicism of a good percentage of the miserable jerks on forums who make it their job to put other people down to feel better about themselves, he might be taking everything said here to heart.

In other words... READ THE F'ING TOPIC NAME, AND GROW UP.

Grr. /rant off[/quote]

While we're on the topic of medical advice, my advice for Southpaw would be to see a board-certified surgeon about removing that stick up his ass. If that is not possible I would rather advise Southpaw-dearest about the golden rule for most forums about lurking LONG before posting because if had done so, maybe he would've realized that N.E.S. received some of the responses he did because he has followed a pattern of a number of dumbshit trolls (not at all implying that N.E.S. is a troll) that have "graced" the forums in the past which is why he was perceived as a troll or gimmick account by some.

So here's my advice to you, Southpaw, would be to refrain from posting until you further get an idea of the regulars who've been here long before you and to try developing a sense of humor about things.

Southpaw · Post by **Southpaw** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:03 am

Alright, yeah. I lost it. I apologize.

To farther shame myself, I am going to ask a question that will make me look rather dumb.

In forum terms, what is a troll? I'm not at all up-to-date with the lingo.

Teranfirbt · Post by **Teranfirbt** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:06 am

A troll is someone who posts retarded things in order to incite flame wars..

Sir Spankspeople · Post by **Sir Spankspeople** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:09 am

A troll on a forum is a poster who behaves, usually purposely, in a manner which attracts negative attention and comments from other posters.

Trolls sometimes argue for the sake of arguing, insult people to make them mad, and often will post completely pointless and stupid threads and pretend to be stupid just to see what kind of reaction they get from people.

Honestly, I'd be surprised if there was actually anyone naive enough to post a thread about their penis HERE and expect a reasonable conversation. Sure, he asked everybody to remain civil, but I did the same in my Jeppzer bashing thread, so it doesn't always mean what it directly implies.

Southpaw · Post by **Southpaw** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:10 am

In that case, I'm trollbait. Or... whatever kind of slang is used for someone who is gullible to trolling.

Gullible works.

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