Post Bad, and when i mean bad, i mean bad pick-up lines

SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:16 am

For shame Lith, you've never heard the expression? Just means a big wang.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:19 am

Oh gods, I walked into that one, but I assumed it meant something a little more... perverse, and that meaning didn't make sense with the sentance at all...

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SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:20 am

It makes good sense with the sentence, with a slight bit of modification of verbage.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:22 am

My version didn't....

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Tthis is what I get for having a gutter mind in college...

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Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:36 am

"You're pretty when I'm drunk."

"You're really very ugly, but there's no one good-looking around."

"A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying."

"Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee, with an automatic drip."

gravity · Post by **gravity** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:40 am

Sal, those are disturbing!

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The last one reminds me of a friend who claims to 'turn on' cell phones....

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SothThe69th · Post by **SothThe69th** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:41 am

Too bad the last two are from Bloodhound Gang songs.

TheScaryOne · Post by **TheScaryOne** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:43 am

Heres one of my own creation:
"If I'm bread, then your yeast, cuz' you make me rise." - Self.
God, I was bored in Bio class that day...

Shyknight · Post by **Shyknight** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:46 am

This one works best at a library (what, you can pick up chicks at libraries!)

"It's a good thing I have a library card because I have been checking you out all night."

SporkMaster · Post by **SporkMaster** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:14 am

Heh...

Male: *Runs to meet a girl*
*Gasp* Must have sex, no time to explain.

And shyknigh, no that would not work, the girl would probably laugh at you.
Would it?

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 3:55 am

"Hi, I'm from the 'All That' Club and I'm here to let you know that you're 'All That"

Shyknight · Post by **Shyknight** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:19 am

Spork, it MIGHT work if you are relatively good-looking and you have more things to say after that pickup line. Remember, when I pick up girls I'm not looking for them to follow me home and get it on RIGHT THEN. First we discuss literature, THEN we get it on.

DemonNick · Post by **DemonNick** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 4:52 am

" I dont have syphilis. Wanna fuck?"

"Hey, I dont have aids. FUCK ME!"

"Say, my time watch says that you're not wearing any panties. oops, it's 1 hour fast"

"I've been reading the Kama Sutra. Wanna try page 83?"

"Nice pants. They look good on you. But they'd look even better around your ankles"

"Excuse me ma'am, but is it hot in here? It could just be you."

Beware of the Leopard · Post by **Beware of the Leopard** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 5:38 am

Wow... two in one night...

HUTTAH!!!

-Killing a kitten
-writing an essay
-smashing a spider
-invading a country
-makin' pasta
-getting billf'd
-taking my freedom
-discussing literature

Who Cares · Post by **Who Cares** » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:09 am

Your body is 30% water, also I'm Jewish. Do you want to go out with me?

Is your daddy a thief, 'cause I thought I saw him stealing candy from K-Mart.

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