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Post by Ohnogdzilla » Thu Apr 17, 2003 6:39 am

/me licks finger ....drags down attractive girl's sleeve

Lets get you out of those wet clothes


What Do you like for breakfast? Good...I have that


Hi..My name's Fred Flinstone..Want me to make your Bed Rock?

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Post by Wite_Rabit » Thu Apr 17, 2003 7:53 am

and, from anger management

"i'm sorry, i find it hard to express my feelings when i'm on the verge of exploding in my pants" or something like that. i only saw it once. if you've seen it, you know what i'm talking about.
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Post by document » Thu Apr 17, 2003 2:55 pm

These have worked in the past, the first one for a friend's father, and the second one was how my ex-girlfriend hit on me at first.

Walk up behind the girl put your hands in front of her eyes and say "Guess who?"

...or...

"I love you!" <-- Caught my attention quickly
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