Who's On First?" -- George Bush style

mikehendo · Post by **mikehendo** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:04 am

My fiancee forwarded this to me today, and I couldnt stop laughing as I read it.. Just thought you all might like it as much as I did..

"Who's On First?" -- George Bush style

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle
East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

vixendrop · Post by **vixendrop** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:10 am

I really enjoyed that... indeed.

Imagine · Post by **Imagine** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:28 am

mikehendo · Post by **mikehendo** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:59 am

so are people who bitch that something is old..

Blackie · Post by **Blackie** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:05 am

haha That was awsome

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:39 am

It may be old, but not everyone has read it. And it's still funny.

Thanks for the giggle, Mike!

naturesrevolt · Post by **naturesrevolt** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:34 am

Bwahaha!

Arminius · Post by **Arminius** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:21 am

That's why we refer to political leaders with their full name most of the time.

KaymeeraUnleashed · Post by **KaymeeraUnleashed** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:32 am

Schweet! Whats the source, MH?

SunTzu · Post by **SunTzu** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 7:46 am

The internet. I think it was around when it started.

RandyWang · Post by **RandyWang** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:30 am

Oh man, that would have been a bitch to write.

edge · Post by **edge** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:20 pm

I still laugh every time I read that

I can just picture that conversation going on.

Lord Hayato · Post by **Lord Hayato** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:18 pm

That was great.

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:50 pm

[quote="Imagine";p="614237"]old.[/quote]

Well, if you want to complain about something being old make something new first.

Metzgirl · Post by **Metzgirl** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:55 pm

Yaay names!

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