Worst Pickup Line (open-ended, of course)

Bigity · Post by **Bigity** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:49 am

I've yet to see a woman slap a man in anything other than a movie or tv show.

Koeniou · Post by **Koeniou** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:52 am

I've slapped a few people in real life.

Then again, maybe I'm just a violent person.

Bigity · Post by **Bigity** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:52 am

Used to be, when you slapped someone, you had a gunfight afterwards.

Koeniou · Post by **Koeniou** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:04 am

And your point is?

Bigity · Post by **Bigity** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:08 am

There is a point to a worst pick up line thread?

Koeniou · Post by **Koeniou** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:13 am

lol, good point.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:15 am

[quote="HTRN";p="634569"]Wimmin always tell me "you're so funny!"
Wimmin say they want they want a guy who can make them laugh.

Wimmin LIE.

[/quote]
The thing is, a laugh now and again isn't all they want.

Nukinblackmage · Post by **Nukinblackmage** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:22 am

Yeah, women want everything. Men want a damn sammitch. See the difference?

AzraeL · Post by **AzraeL** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:53 am

[quote="Deacon";p="634593"][quote="HTRN";p="634569"]Wimmin always tell me "you're so funny!"
Wimmin say they want they want a guy who can make them laugh.

Wimmin LIE.

[/quote]
The thing is, a laugh now and again isn't all they want.[/quote]

Yeah, It's a bad sign if they laugh when you take your kit out, HTRN.

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Tue May 16, 2006 12:38 pm

I wish it got that far.

Of course, I've also been known to say "I like short girls - they'res less digging when the relationship ends"

I'm good at putting off the psycho vibe.

HTRN

Gowerlypuff · Post by **Gowerlypuff** » Tue May 16, 2006 3:50 pm

I notice you're wearing a coat, and it's hot outside. Oh, and it matches your bookbag and this tree blossom. Can I have your e-mail address?

Lapsarian · Post by **Lapsarian** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:04 pm

I guess there is little point in pointing out that most women would slap a man (or just plain ignore him) who calls them "wimmin".

I don't understand why women get so irritated at stuff like that - I see it sort of as an uppity way of reminding men that we hold all the cards. (Don't you dare try to be cheekey or cute with me about my gender!) Not implying you're one of them, Koeniou, it's just something I've noticed. As far as I'm concerned, if a guy is joking and doesn't talk down to me 'cuz I'm a girl, he can use [almost] whatever slang he wants.

That said, I have slapped a guy or two for giving me shit about being a girl.

Worst pickup line ever? "This is Danny. He's really shy, but he tells me he think's you're pretty." Danny turned out to be one creepy, antisocial fucker, big surprise.

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:04 pm

I remember reading about that one. *giggles*
lolzedit because of Lapsarian: by "that one", I'm referring to the one Gowerly posted.

HTRN: Your luck with ladies would improve if you weren't just the funny psycho in the corner.

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:20 pm

Uh.... is Danny supposed to be an actual guy, or just somebody's dissociative identity acting up?

Nukinblackmage · Post by **Nukinblackmage** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:49 pm

I believe you mean someone's dissociative identity acting up Arc.

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