Worst Pickup Line (open-ended, of course)

Arc Orion · Post by **Arc Orion** » Tue May 16, 2006 4:53 pm

That's what I wrote!

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Tue May 16, 2006 10:16 pm

[quote="wocket";p="634692"]HTRN: Your luck with ladies would improve if you weren't just the funny psycho in the corner.[/quote]

So you're saying "Don't bring the Hockey mask and machete to the first date"?

Meh, birds gotta fly, fish gotta swim.

More pickup lines:

Was watching "Orange County" at a friends apartment last night, and to paraphrase Jack Black: Let's get naked and start the revolution.

How about My, how your pants gyrate in a sensual and intriguing manner.

HTRN

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:33 am

/me snickers

Suggested by my nerdy friend:
M'lady, wouldst thou like to LARP? Thy frame seems perfect for jousting.

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Wed May 17, 2006 2:56 am

He just wanted to poke you with his lance.

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Wed May 17, 2006 3:07 am

"Hi, I'm from the 'All That' Club and I'm here to let you know that you're 'All That.'"

"How's about I call your left leg 'Thanksgiving' and your right leg 'Christmas' and you can let me eat between the holidays."

"Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor."

"Hey, baby, ever have your asshole licked?"

"You look like my mother."

"They say no job is too dirty so how about a blow job?"

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:53 am

[quote="Seir";p="634876"]Hey, baby, ever have your asshole licked?"[/quote]

That's a partial quote from "Jay and Silent bob Strike back". Here's a .wav of the full bit.

HTRN

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Wed May 17, 2006 1:32 pm

"The word of the day is legs. Let's spread the word, baby!"

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Thu May 18, 2006 8:03 am

[quote="wocket";p="634960"]"The word of the day is legs. Let's spread the word, baby!"[/quote]

Sigh.

What a man has to do to get a damn sammitch.

HTRN

CyberEd · Post by **CyberEd** » Thu May 18, 2006 10:57 am

a friend of mine tried hitting on a waitress, he wanted to ask "did it hurt when you fell from heaven ?" (which is quite corny but he wanted to shoot random well known pickup lines at her...) he ended up asking "did it hurt when you fell from heaven on your face ?"
half the place started laughing...

Seir · Post by **Seir** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:40 pm

That is pretty funny.

Lapsarian · Post by **Lapsarian** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:15 pm

This just happened to me, and I had to post it - fortunately, this forum exists. I met this kid at All-State choir four years ago, and he IMs me out of the blue:

Choir Boy: you there
Lapsarian: yeah
Choir Boy: just a quick question
Lapsarian: yup
Choir Boy: are we ever going to have sex. I can stop trying everytime we talk
Choir Boy: sorry i am so blunt
Lapsarian: is it possible you think I'm someone else?
Lapsarian:I haven't talked to you in about three years, I don't think.
Choir Boy: who are you
Lapsarian: i'm Erin, we met at All-State choir my junior year. I haven't seen you since.
Choir Boy: oh hi how are you

Gotta give the kid credit - that's one way to get things taken care of.

Tigger · Post by **Tigger** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:37 pm

oh dear....I wonder who he meant that for!

HTRN · Post by **HTRN** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:45 pm

The sickening thing is how often that "I paid attention to you, now service me" bit actually works.

HTRN

wocket · Post by **wocket** » Fri May 19, 2006 4:53 pm

Sickening? And how often have YOU used it in your exploits?

Deacon · Post by **Deacon** » Fri May 19, 2006 6:13 pm

How DARE you impugn the honorable character, impeccable reputation, good name, and high moral standing of Mr. HTRN with your spurious and irresponsible allegations!

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